I honestly cannot get enough of these. Show me some new ones!
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Morrowind: can't hit a slow ass mud crab with a huge battle axe at level 1 Pokemon: out of pp: hit your own face while attacking Skyrim: fall off your horse and slide real slow for more than 10 seconds, dead. Mario 64: turtle shell withstands lava, disappear when you hit a wall. Fallout: -blam!- that game and its bullshit.
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Pokemon dragon.
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Far cry 4: get shot in helicopter with no glass in it, pull glass out of hand
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Almost the one year anniversary of this great thread.
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Master Chief can flip a tank but can't handle the recoil of SMG.
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Falls from space Gets shot by everything from plasma to Anti-material rounds Direct grenade blasts Impossibly large falls Survives Goes in 3 ft water Dies Halo in a nutshell
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If you think you're halway to level 100 because you're level 50, you're gonna have a bad time
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Invisible walls man
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[i]The door is locked.[/i] "Well guys we tried."
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Edited by My_mind_powers: 12/15/2014 3:37:43 AM
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Break all limbs in Fallout 3 Take a nap and all is good.
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Infinity Blade III The Worker is an antagonist Ios "play me" message: "The Worker misses you!" Yes. He misses the immortal man who slaughters creature after creature in an effort to kill him. GG.
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Far cry 4: Gets hit with a gun to the face, Pulls car shrapnel out of hand to heal.
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Gta v online. Standing on the sidewalk in the way of a police car. After like 10 seconds they got out and shot me deeeeed.
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How to treat an individual with severe trauma: 1) stand on their broken body 2) hold X 3) dislocate their arm by yanking them back to their feet 3) go back to killing stuff
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Never got this kind of armour. It looks good, but I'm always shouting out, 'how dafuq did that giant axe not slice your open stomach open!"
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Here is a good one.
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10 players? Need more players to balance teams....
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By the gods!
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Edited by N3gativeCr33p: 11/14/2014 8:14:32 PMRise from your grave!
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Oldie, but a goodie.
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Holy shazbot a Forum post Zombie!!!
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Bump, enjoy guise!