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1/20/2013 6:02:22 AM
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I lost a condom in my girlfriend's house
I was with my girlfriend and when I went to grab it out of my wallet (don't worry, I don't keep it in there 24/7 so it's not beat up), it wasn't there! I know for a fact I put it in there just before I got out of my car and entered her house.
She went upstairs to change since we just got back from dinner and I needed to take a leak so I went to the bathroom. It could have fallen out in there without me realizing it and I'm worried her parent's may have found it.
There's a possibility her sister who's a year older may have picked it up. The only places I could think it may be are the bathroom, my car, her basement, or her driveway.
I checked my car completely after I left and I couldn't find it. We checked under the couch in her basement and in the cushions. She's going to check her driveway tomorrow just to make sure. But everywhere we looked, nowhere to be found. If her parents did find it, how screwed am I?
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No condoms master race, i mean jesus, your a fucking idiot if you use one.
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Oh no, not a condom! If her parent's find it, tell her to say that it's theirs, that'll get them thinking.
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1 ReplyWho ever keeps Necro-bumping can you please stop this madness?
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Well, at least you're using a condom in the first place.
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Did you ever find it?
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Umm... There was a human sexuality unit in homeroom and everyone got free condoms? If not in school, then wtf do you care what her parents think?
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3 RepliesI'd say she's the one screwed...
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3 RepliesIf they find it and ask, just say you were making a balloon animal.
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5 RepliesBetter them finding a wrapped condom than a used one.
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2 RepliesEdited by RyanDMC: 1/20/2013 7:44:59 PM[quote]how screwed am I?[/quote] Considering you don't have a condom, apparently not very. Zing
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I read this "I lost a condom in my girlfriend", -blam!-ing lol'd.
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She took it out. She secretly wants your babies.
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Why are you telling us? Like we can help....
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Edited by KnickerKnacker69: 1/20/2013 7:30:21 PMThere has never been a better time to use this... STICK IT IN THE POOPER.
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Its just a condom my man. Relax.
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5 RepliesIt's a sign from the gods that you need to impregnate her. Now go my child and spread your seed.
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I don't think you're screwed. It's better they found a new one than a used one..
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7 RepliesHow old is she? How old are you? How conservative are her parents?
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You're not screwed at all. If anyone finds it, at least they knew you were planning on being responsible why screwing their daughter/sister.
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I know exactly how her parents will react. I know them very well, you see. But I won't spoil the surprise.
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I think it's more a question of how screwed [i]she[/i] is. [i]If you know what I mean.[/i]
