I'm at a party when some guy starts acting like a huge douche. Bragging about how much he can drink, how better he is than everyone else, etc. I said something to him, don't remember what, not important. But I come back to my beer after a bit, take a drink, and there's a lump in there. I spit it out before I swallow, and it's obvious this dude has coughed up a good one into my beer. I proceed to walk over to where he's sitting, spill my beer on his head, and when he stands up, I vomit all over him. He runs out of the place, practically in tears.
So who won that whole exchange?
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Strange.., I had a dream where I was just talking with some friends when some guy called me a douche. Then he accused me of spitting in his beer (I didn't) and then he poured his beer on me and threw up on me. We were there after the wake of my dear Aunt Gertrude, and it was so upsetting that I started crying and ran out.