originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, but now u get aids instead I wish i could hit that little -blam!- with a freezepop
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Granted, but then nobody -cares- about you. I wish people only got impregnated at will.
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Granted, but the only thing wyou can make is a g4y p0rn stars nipple cream. I wish people liked me
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Granted, but it's as thin as angel hair pasta. I wish I could cook. (So hard to not wish for money... lol)
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Granted. You're me. CRAP! I wish I had an 8 1/2 incher.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon Granted, but a shark eats them. I wish my soon to be step mother took a chance when dad's out shopping. Wait did i just say that!?[/quote] granted, but u get aids, herpes, and ganaria I wish my mom didn't have partial downsyndrome (its probably reyes syndrome but who knos /shrug)
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Granted, but a shark eats them. I wish my soon to be step mother took a chance when dad's out shopping. Wait did i just say that!?
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Granted, but it's made out of cardboard. I wish that I had the eyes of a marine biologist.
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Granted, but once again It's monopoly Money. Damn dude, think of something without money. I wish i had a suit of clone trooper armor.
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Granted, but only if you're wearing a chicken suit. I wish I won some money.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xmixmasterx Granted, but nobody knows what you're talking about because it's still blue for everyone else. I wish my interview this afternoon would lead to a new job.[/quote] Granted but that new job entitles naked Rosie O' Donnel I wish that i could fly
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Granted, but nobody knows what you're talking about because it's still blue for everyone else. I wish my interview this afternoon would lead to a new job.
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Granted but they are killed by a nuclear bomb which takes your life along with it. I wish that the sky was violet.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xmixmasterx Granted, but you're still alive and that SUCKS (pay back is a -blam!- :-P) I wish there were less starving children in my neighborhood (can't they just die already?).[/quote] You just made my freakin' day. Especially with the payback! Granted! All your children starve! I wish my dad's [i]fiancee'[/i] would shut the [fuck] up half the time.
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Granted, but you're still alive and that SUCKS (pay back is a -blam!- :-P) I wish there were less starving children in my neighborhood (can't they just die already?).
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Granted but it won't happen. I wish i won't die right n-GACK!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon Granted, but it becomes a ZOMBIE DOG THING and kills you. I wish i was a fish.[/quote] Granted, but you forgot to wish for it while you were in a fish ball and so you died from lack of water. I wish that I the person who posts the next post dies.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] q 01234567890 granted but it desintegrates when entering lightspeed i wish my grandmothers dog was [fucking] dead , ja ja corrupt that[/quote] Granted, but it becomes a ZOMBIE DOG THING and kills you. I wish i was a fish.
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granted but it desintegrates when entering lightspeed i wish my grandmothers dog was [fucking] dead , ja ja corrupt that
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Granted, but it explodes on your head, and lights on fire. I wish that i had an HWK-290.
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granted,but instead of being eaten alive you get to be bush's daughter ooohh [shit] i wish that i have the recon
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Granted! But they explode and kill you. I wish that the Zombies would leave me alone.
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Granted, but you reseive skin cancer. I wish i had a pair of Ulaks, and an actual M6D.
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Granted, but it's on the DS I wish I had time to get a tan
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Granted, but you accidentally eat you're... Victims. I wish i could play reach right now!