[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog Chapter 1337 - Platitude Sorran woke up, it was a beautiful day on High Charity. He saw Ahkrin chilling out by the dreadnought and flew over to say hello; they went to get ice cream. Zharn and Savara happened to be visiting the shop too, and sat down at a table with them. It was a joyous time of revelry and reminiscence. The three hierarchs walked in and, seeing there was no rocky road, promptly fell onto a sortie of rusty, jagged ice-cream spoons. The Covenant was free, and ice-cream for anyone. Then the Didact slipped on a banana peel, activated Halo, and accidentally the galaxy. The end.[/quote] For half a second there I just saw "Chapter - Platitude" and I got an erection. Then I realized. I almost cried, man.