Going to run down to the store, but I thought I would ask the flood if they had any good burger recipes since I have almost no idea what I'm doing. I found a few recipes online, but they are really vague and seem a little shady...
I like BBQ burgers but I'm willing to try anything good.
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Give it a pet chicken. Make it raise the chicken as though it were the most loved member of the household. Then give it a knife and instructions to kill the chicken for dinner. Tell it if it doesn't kill the chicken you will starve it until it does.