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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 there compensating for the fact they wont get a Halo when they die. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xaron_On_Parade [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SnickerzBar lets count girls[/quote] 1, 2, 3........4........................5.............................................6..............................................................7.........................................................................8...............................................................................................................................................9..............................................................*falls asleep*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer The son I've not had yet is already dead...is that a paradox?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fuzzy McDoodle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door I have no intention to argue.[/quote]/troll[/quote]/havok[/quote]/poop Wait what? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX [b]Kill it,[/b] bake it, and eat it.[/quote] A corpse is already dead...[/quote] You know, I am getting real tired of your back sass.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rooster cogburn6 the idea of two plumbers going to rescue a princess, my dog was stolen and i called the plumbers and they got mad when i told them to find my dog![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x When I was a kid, I used to get up every Saturday morning and watch a cartoon of a coyote trying to kill a roadrunner. I have never attempted to drop an anvil on anybody, blow them up with dynamite, or strap on rocket-powered Acme rollerskates.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 You know the drill, etc. forandir- 21? [/quote] Why question mark?[/quote] He just doesn't understand you. You deserve better.[/quote]Shut up, Oprah.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir Why question mark?[/quote] He just doesn't understand you. You deserve better.[/quote]Shut up, Oprah.[/quote] Shut up, Jerry.[/quote]Funny, my friends call me Jerry. Who the -blam!- are you?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 Funny, my friends call me Jerry. Who the -blam!- are you?[/quote] Bill Nye.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam Lock the door. Pun... INTENDED![/quote] OH SNAP![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]the X to the 47 *Dons white rob* *Makes staff of wood* *Grows beard* *Slams staff on stone bridge* Thou shalt not pass![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 No, the beetle's genetic formations do not alter that of the spider's.[/quote] But what about the rocket fuel in their abdomens?[/quote]Yes, the spider does get a small amount of rocket fuel it will never use in it's life time building webs. For more information on spiders' effects on building webs, please refer to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc]this [/url]video.[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc]You see one of these. Wat do?[/url][/quote] Squish.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pirated Goods [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door that Stosh awful[/quote] End your life.[/quote] lol'd hard.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thunderbolt101 Whos a jiggawa?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElDude95 Must... Not... Kill...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door There were multiple people arguing, so unless Bungie has some multi-PM service I never knew about, this is hard to avoid.[/quote] So, you were being lazy at the expense of this thread and the users of Flood V2? That's sounds selfish man.[/quote]lrn2read slayer what is wrong with you /slaps slayer[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMFGitzn0tButer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teardrop cool story bro.[/quote]A wild teardrop appeared! It used meme! But it failed![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hot Fries [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMFGitzn0tButer [/quote] I love you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Green, White and Orange. Our mascot would be a gelatinous blob with legs and sneakers.[/quote] I don't think Foman would appreciate you nominating his mother for our mascot.[/quote] That would be just plain rude!Hey, my mom doesn't own shoes. Anyway, this is essentially a thread about the Flood Forum itself, as well as a popularity contest to vote for the "F.U. principal." Both types of threads are prohibited here.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Cool Ninja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I am a NINJA![/quote] You lie. You are obviously a vengeful donkey.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HORNSWOGGLE 2K8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the chosen one [url=http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/352659819/pic_bigger.jpg]Me.[/url] I never knew I look so much like boxxy. What do you think about this?[/quote] OMG YOU'RE A GIRL.. Make me a sammich.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AntwonMcgee The 'she' I'm referring to is Chuck Norris' mother.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lx MORRIS lx You gotta risk it to get the biscuit[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nightkrawler 69 LMAOL[/quote] ..?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Fahrenheit i just invited a girl out to go bowling with me on saturday she was all stoked and said yes[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]G4 Sucks Nuts This kid just invited me to go bowling with him on saturday. He is really ugly and fat and I just said yes to be nice. I even pretended to be stoked. What should I do ?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NotGOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.[/quote] 'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be active enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!' Closest translation you'll get.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NotGOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.[/quote] 'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be acting thick enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!' Closest translation you'll get.[/quote] Fix'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RussellTheHippy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HK47 Contemplative: I find it ironic that this thread has not been used for its original purpose.[/quote] Welcome to Flood V2. Leave your logic at the door.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BBrulz82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's salmon. Actually we can't do anything. You can repost this in the community forum where it should be, or we can continue to deliberate about something entirely unrelated to anything else.[/quote] Salmon is a manly colour. As declared by my friend RaisedDeadly.[/quote] Right, but salmon is also a fish, so it follows: Generic User A: I like salmon, I like it cooked or raw. Generic User B: Eww, raw salmon is gross, sushi sucks. User A: It is damn good you need to expand your horizons. User C: Get out and catch some fish you wankers, it's more fun and you can cook it up later. User A&B: Hey, how about you shut up? User D: I went fishing off the coast of Madagascar and caught a spare tire and used it on my car, BOYO! User A, B, C, and E: wtf[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.[/quote] The truth hurts babycakes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :([/quote] Sweet.[/quote] You being smart with me boy?[/quote] No, just making an offhand remark.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Barrel Roll I lost the game for the first time. I was in the hospital for 3 weeks. -shudder-[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evil lemons g88 imo halo /pickle wait...what?[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:25 PM PDT]

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