[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Krazy Kraut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus Don't be foolish. If a parent can't be bothered to teach their kids right from wrong, they shouldn't be having children.[/quote] What's the point of teaching right and wrong anyways? They don't exist. Neither do good and evil exist. They are defined differently in the mind of each individual person. What parents [i]should[/i] be doing is encouraging their children to create their own moral guidelines. Not forcing their tired philosophy onto their children.[/quote] That's a great idea, Dr. Phil. Let's let kids watch what they want, look at what they want on the Internet, and play what they want, and let them think that everything they see is ok. Since you make the assumption that all kids can think for themselves (hint: they can't), that means all the children will automatically obey some sort of laws and guidelines that weren't established in the first place, right? When you stop thinking in black and white, feel free to join the rest of the civilized world.[/quote] [u][b]And Captain K Mart's ways of saying -blam!-ing[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,[/quote] Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane. I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion. [/quote] Polishing the Master Sword.[/quote] The ol' five knuckle shuffle.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.[/quote] Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart So, no more taking the monster for a one armed ride.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart We could pound the fence post some more but it wouldn't help.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart So don't grease the three legged cow.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Gardening with the golden trowel, to be honest.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Clear the snorkel, for those of us into the aquatic scene.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Just a little decongesting the weasel is all.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart A little discharging of the heat seeking moisture missile.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yogurt 40 Cpt Kmart, can you do the one with the ivory faucet again? Please?[/quote] Turning on the ivory faucet? Nah, I think I'll take a five minute vacation south of the border.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Well guys I gotta head out. So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.[/quote] [u][b]And the rest of The Flood's ways to say it[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet Warming up the purple headed warrior.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] grunt taxidriver choking the chicken corralling the tadpoles[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs Spankin' the ham?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 you just need to stop pullin the balony pony for a while. Bashin the bishop. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oh Gibdo five fingered friction the righty rubdown summoning the genie [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs Flailin' the sword?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shkpa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey Srsly, bro, you've gotta lay off it for at least a few weeks. I've never experienced pain like that, but it's obviously not good. The pain could be harmless. Especially in your early teens, too much wacking in a short amount of time can simply put wear and tear on your little buddy. [b]Think of it like too much upper body work in your daily work-out.[/b] [/quote] I think that is his upper body workout. ...Choking the monster...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 Taking Santa's little helper for a solo sleigh ride? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That shotgun guy It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.[/quote] Don't act like you've never slapped the seal around[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ClickClackUrDead yeah man stop lighting the fireworks[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 Spankin the monkey hasnt come up yet.hmm[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Anyone seen the Ugly Truth? Flickin the bean?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs pulverizing the stake?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 Spinning your disco disk.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants Punching the pepperoni, if you will[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ClickClackUrDead stop emptying the silenced smg[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 shakin the donkey[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oh Gibdo quit flexing your 11th finger[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zion1990 Burping the worm[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gnome13 Swinging the hammer can lead to a soar thumb.[/quote] thumbs can fly?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 jiggling the gearshift may result in dizzyness and sweating of the upper lip[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StoneAgeHitman1 been stabbing the cat i see...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Hat So lemme get this straight. You were: Ruining the Theory Relying the Friend Spotting the Language Camping the Cork Sniffing the Morning Shivering the Butter Requesting the Jump Encouraging the Wood Coughing the Bite Pulling the Weight Supporting the Poison Flowering the Silk Hopping the Sister Sniffing the News Embarrassing the Rice Sacking the Growth Tracing the Meat Glowing the Hope Settling the Rule Man, my hands are tired. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants Frolicking with your frank, if one were so inclined[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35533219&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]All of this courtesy of this thread.[/url] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:24 PM PDT]