You have to call every weapon and loadout except the one you are using, "cheesy" or "broken" or "no skill" You have to try your absolute hardest to win when you randomly match against a friend When you go Flawless for the first time, you have to explore the Lighthouse You must put as much time into how your guardian looks as you put into making a build When you die to a weapon more than 3 times, you have to equip the weapon "just to see how broken it is" It is customary to blame the majority of your mistakes on lag or cheating. The rest of your mistakes were not really mistakes and were only due to the cheap loadouts and tactics being employed by the enemy team Blueberries are to blame for everything wrong that happens in the game When you lose, you must message the player you hate the most and request a 1v1. It is also customary to request a "scrim" 1v1, just to have an excuse in case you lose to scummy tactics If you use LFG to find a fireteam for Trials, you must be between 10 to 50 Power Levels under the Power Cap You must never LFG and play with someone who has a smaller K/D than yours When making LFG posts, you must always ask for someone with a significantly higher K/D than yours. For example: If you are a 0.8 K/D player, you have to ask for at least a 2 K/D player. You must disable all your Crucible Kill Trackers in Private Matches. It is also customary to pretend to be a noob. You must send a "GG" to anyone you play who is on your Friends List. When you report someone for cheating, you have to let them know you reported them for cheating. It is customary to push players off the ledge when they AFK in the tower.