My titan brain is incapable of comprehending the first bullet point, I am on a higher plane of crayon eating. I see an intractable and I grab it, it’s all fair game to me. I thank my gracious allies for furthering my ability to murder my enemies.

1. If someone is just going to camp at the back of the map, using a sniper rifle, it’s fair game to: pull out Le Monarque and snipe them. 2. If multiple people on the same team are going to use sniper rifles, it fair game to: pull out Le Monarque and snipe them. 3. If someone is speed-running and die, you don’t have to revive them. 4. If someone seems to be struggling, but at least trying, and die, do your best to go revive them. 5. If someone seems to be slow or die more often, it’s ok to be nice and wait for them.

You have to call every weapon and loadout except the one you are using, "cheesy" or "broken" or "no skill" You have to try your absolute hardest to win when you randomly match against a friend When you go Flawless for the first time, you have to explore the Lighthouse You must put as much time into how your guardian looks as you put into making a build When you die to a weapon more than 3 times, you have to equip the weapon "just to see how broken it is" It is customary to blame the majority of your mistakes on lag or cheating. The rest of your mistakes were not really mistakes and were only due to the cheap loadouts and tactics being employed by the enemy team Blueberries are to blame for everything wrong that happens in the game When you lose, you must message the player you hate the most and request a 1v1. It is also customary to request a "scrim" 1v1, just to have an excuse in case you lose to scummy tactics If you use LFG to find a fireteam for Trials, you must be between 10 to 50 Power Levels under the Power Cap You must never LFG and play with someone who has a smaller K/D than yours When making LFG posts, you must always ask for someone with a significantly higher K/D than yours. For example: If you are a 0.8 K/D player, you have to ask for at least a 2 K/D player. You must disable all your Crucible Kill Trackers in Private Matches. It is also customary to pretend to be a noob. You must send a "GG" to anyone you play who is on your Friends List. When you report someone for cheating, you have to let them know you reported them for cheating. It is customary to push players off the ledge when they AFK in the tower.

I will play this game how I want and if you message me I will respond with memes

I just hate how players get faster and more aggressive when I pop a super. I mean , I'm trying to make orbs for the team but they killed everything

Play Guardian down sound on YouTube when doing flawless raids

If you caused a wipe in a raid or dungeon, you place the next rally flag

If you are a wanna be sweat and handcannons and shotguns are not at the top of the meta …. You must complain incessantly about every other gun being low skill and beg for nerfs

Number 3 should get you kicked from the fireteam.

[i]I throw every single tangle I see and you can’t stop me![/i]

Object to number one. As most just leave them behind speed running. Use arms when you want If you see someone doing something mindless and stupid in the Tower, copy them. TRY not to block paths with your Jetbike.

When someone is low health in pvp and you see them running in the opposite direction of you're going. Turn around it's a sign that it's the entire team or more than you can handle

Flanking is great and helps. Someone dead on the flank waiting a revive is not great. (We are in a well for a reason) (The bubble does not cover you over there) Stay close or stay alive.👍🏾👍

Public events; if you don't know how to make it Heroic, watch the other players to find out. If someone else kills the big yellow bar guarding the shiny ball, don't rush past and steal it. Show newbies all your emotes as encouragement and politely watch theirs, even if they're basic.

Always protect the New Lights (but don't nuke all the adds so they get some fun too)

-Always res your teammates. Don't just run into groups of ads yourself, then die and wipe. -If you see someone in a patrol zone looking for a collectible you remember getting 3 expansions ago, shoot towards it to help guide them in the right direction. -Don't get the Vault of Glass spirit bloom chest before moving on to the jump puzzle (conspiracy theory). -Cap the damn zones!