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A famous warrior who accidentally sat on a dagger and has to walk with a crutch. He now works at a Bob Evans.
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Batman but he's poor and has to make things out of garbage
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Edited by Azura, Pronouns Haver: 11/20/2024 4:26:15 AMHmmm… it’s more of a plot line with funny characters A princess gets captured but all the knights in the kingdom are already on a crusade so the queen just cobbles together whoever she can find, and who she finds is suboptimal at best A dwarf paladin that’s so devout that he believes that he is the ONLY true disciple of the gods (he’s not they hate him) A hella racist human sorcerer who is convinced that he is Thor, Son of Odin and speaks in the third person almost exclusively, and loves reminding people of “who he is” (scrawny white guy who has zero powers) A tabaxi anarchist who hates the government but needs this job to continue buying food and hating the government And a talking eyeball that doesn’t have a mouth or talk telepathically but it just straight emits noises. Behold, my DnD party
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A creature that evolved to be the apex predator on their planet but now has to sit in a chair for 40 hours a week hitting bits of plastic until they earn the privilege to do rudimentary exercise in a room with other people for a few hours at best. Like isn’t that just the most hilarious concept?
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An evil wizard/sorcerer/witch/etc. who nearly destroyed the world, but then lost their powers and is now forced to perform cheap close up magic at children’s birthday parties to make a living. Bonus points if they hate every second of it.