Friends, May your toilet never overflow and your rooster never crow in the night. I arrived in Bongie HQ with clothings, copy of destiny , and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from nerfs. Ah, ze Bongie, zey are so silly, no? Why king in the castle Pete buy car many? Why many worker to gulag? Why is he of smiting with this gypsy magic called 'nerfing', no? ,I do not understand, high five not. In Kazakhstan, In my country, we say to let a bongie nerf is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes. I remember in when I go to ze rodeo, and I ride ze bull, and I shout 'I'm ze king of ze rodeo!' Ah, ah, ah, zis is ze feeling I get when I play Destiny 2 with powerful weapons, but now, zey take zis away from me, no? Strange man named Chris say to me marathon like Kazakhstani wine but made from fermented horse urine. When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you. So, I say to venerable and mighty Bungie Please, you stop nerf Destiny. If it not success, I will be execute.