Friends, May your toilet never overflow and your rooster never crow in the night.
I arrived in Bongie HQ with clothings, copy of destiny , and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from nerfs.
Ah, ze Bongie, zey are so silly, no? Why king in the castle Pete buy car many? Why many worker to gulag?
Why is he of smiting with this gypsy magic called 'nerfing', no? ,I do not understand, high five not.
In Kazakhstan, In my country, we say to let a bongie nerf is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.
I remember in when I go to ze rodeo, and I ride ze bull, and I shout 'I'm ze king of ze rodeo!' Ah, ah, ah, zis is ze feeling I get when I play Destiny 2 with powerful weapons, but now, zey take zis away from me, no?
Strange man named Chris say to me marathon like Kazakhstani wine but made from fermented horse urine.
When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.
So, I say to venerable and mighty Bungie
Please, you stop nerf Destiny. If it not success, I will be execute.
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#destiny2
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Gloryful Kazakhstan!
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My wiiife likes zis.
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This is tagged wrong. That's not English.
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"Variks, get on the comms! What did he say?"
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"Variks, get on the comms. What did he say?"
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Edited by The Hermit IX: 9/28/2024 2:17:42 PMAnyone else hearing Borats voice while reading the title? Niiiice.
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Edited by STiNKyWizLTeaTs: 9/29/2024 4:51:52 PMConfucius say... Only when a mosquitoe is on your eggs, you realize world problems can be solved without violence. Write that down. Can't even say the Spanish word for eggs...come on Bungie. 🤣🤣🤣
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In glass house I throw rock. Get shoot by lotters, because L'Otters are not afraid... All your base are belong to me now!
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I likez zis post.
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Very nice I like
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One of Mendar's disciples has been let out, I see.
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What in the name of the traveler light is this a joke here of all places lol this is the most hilarious thing i have seen all week good job.👍
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Part of me is shocked this wasn’t locked, based on the track record. Regardless, I found it funny.
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Thisss. This is why come to forum in furst place. Read einstein-like essay from fellow Kaz-rade with moving aside (get tissue) bout rodeo.. and I can double-stamp that letting monkey fly plane is not as wise as sounds. As we know joke in our country.. I thumbs down on your execute.. but thumb accidently hit electrocute button and you fry sometimes anyway...
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Verray Niiiice 👁👄👁
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Yeg-Che-Mash... my hobbies disco dance, ping pong and shoot cabal dog There ya go... one more compelling argument in opposition to compulsory upcoming nerfs
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What in the Borat? Azamat Bagatov brings pet chicken to greatest country ever US and A! Great success!
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Is this the bebe smallen dude?