You're so -blam!- lost in your hate that you keep moving the goal posts. I just listed a bunch of canonically straight characters. Amanda and Crow did have a relationship but she couldn't have one with him since his past self was the one that killed Cayde. Eris and Drifter definitely have a relationship that Bungie is building up as she clearly can confide in him and accept his flirtatious remarks and even return the favor. They are actual confirmed straight characters, you just like to believe whatever makes your hateful -blam!- sleep at night. I'm done wasting my time with someone as media illiterate and hateful as your self.