Failsafe: Go to Nessus and do stuff!
(Goes to Nessus)
Osiris: Guardian, come to the Helm NOW, it’s super duper important!
(Goes to the Helm)
Osiris: Guardian, I need you to go to Nessus!
I WAS JUST LITERALLY -blam!- THERE YOU SLACK -blam!- SPACE WIZARD
YOU HAVE A -blam!- SPACE PHONE THAT YOU JUST USED TO CALL ME WITH.
AND FAILSAFE IS THERE WITH YOU. YOU ARE LITERALLY STANDING NEXT TO HER!
THERE WAS ZERO NEED FOR ME TO FLY IN!
YOU COULD HAVE SPARED ME A FULL TANK OF SPACE GAS.
BUT NOOOOO, I HAVE TO MAKE A 10.90 AU
[u]ROUND TRIP[/u] BECAUSE YOU’RE DISTRAUGHT OVER YOUR BIG SILVER -blam!- TOY GOING MISSING, YET ARE TOO DENSE TO JUST TELL ME ON THE SPACE PHONE.
Obviously satire.
But damn Bungie, you’re not even attempting to hide the padding here 😂
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Edited by Hardcore_Uproar: 6/26/2024 6:27:14 AMThere is no story. Never has been. It's just stuff that's happening now. The last three weeks of so called story is basically "Do busywork and listen to Saint and Osiris wibble on about their relationship". They are gay, we get it. Good for them but I really do not care about their personal lives when it comes to what is happening on Nessus. It's irrelevant. It's just filler put in by people who can't actually write a creative engaging story ahead of putting their identity politics front and centre. This week's "story" was basically .. Get some stuff. Oh look, Saint has gone. Oh noes. Found him and he's babbling away about something. Kill the baddies. Let's go home. Saint get's depressed because he think's he's a copy. Osiris tells him he's still the man for him. Bless.The End. It was more of a road trip around Nessus followed by a relationship therapy session than an actual story. Oh but we did find out that the Conductor exists, come back in three weeks to find out more in Act 2 folks !! And whoever thinks that "Beep, Boop" Failsafe thing is funny needs to be spoken to. It wasn't funny the first time and it gets more stupid every single time I hear it. Stop it. I laughed at Ikora saying that this reminded her of Lakshmi 2 and the "Endless Night". Me as well. Because it's the same thing, a character hearing voices gets turned against who they are.