Ayyyy a Pizza -blam!- fridayyyy Friday Pizzaaaaa a spicy Gabagooollll
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Bobbitty-boopity, an a Pepronnn. Give it a da kick, Bababooey! The Oompa Loompas are requesting a living wage now, but I'm incredibly bigoted against people with cartoonishly orange skin and green hair. My options are this; fire the oompa loompas and ensla- ahem* hire much more, docile house-elves; Or develop AI to start automating the process. What to do? Mama mia!!
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Edited by ranma8x8: 4/26/2024 4:33:23 PMSpeakers [i]employees[/i], the Oompa Loompas: "Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?" (They want better wages/working conditions) Speaker: I missed the part where that's my problem. (Speaker politely declines) [i]Employees[/i]: I'll take the staff job, double the money. *Flicks hair* Speaker: You serious? *Breaks out in a wheezing, hearty laugh* [spoiler]Pizza time. 🍕🍕🍕[/spoiler] [spoiler]Been watching the Raimi Spider-Mans the past 2 weeks as part of a re-release thing at the theater. I love them so much! <3 Seeing 3 on Monday. [/spoiler]
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I suggest you unalive the Oompa Loompas and enslave the house elves to do your bidding. They will be much more cooperative.🍕🍕🍕🍕
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Can I microwave the extra slices so I can eat some at work today?
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PIZZA 🍕 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
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[i]-falls through ceiling-[/i] Ooh, pizza. Dibs.
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Thanks man, 🍕🍕 this’ll carry me through work