..shouted the Warlock.
The sound of metal upon metal could be heard all around.
Assembled in the giant field outside the Last City were the Guardians - the last of them..
Amplified by some arcane ritual, the energy of the masses and the surrounding hills the Warlock shouted, [b]"We summon the In-Game Economy & Rewards Director and YOU. WILL. ANSWER!..."[/b]
With a flash and a gust of wind so strong that it shook the trees and threw some chicken-leg hunters to the ground ([i]those that skipped leg day at the gym[/i])..
..A single giant.. biggest f-in Tormentor ever seen appeared at the edge of the field. Over his right shoulder he carried a giant bag packed to overflowing. Out of this pack fell engrams, tokens of bravery and all sorts of in-game rewards and currency but most concerning were what appeared to be bones..
[b]"ahh yes.. you are all here to pre-order The Final Shape?[/b]" - screeched the TORMENTOR.. while it grinned demonically.
The unearthly screeches it made echoed off the rusting ramparts of the Tower behind the assembled group.
The warlock looked behind him and drew strength from the grizzled veterans.. even the titans, although now near mindless from years of crayon toxicity, still had determined to fight. He imagined he saw generations of future guardians as ghostly avatars filling the ranks.. for that is what they fought for.
[b]“NO.”[/b] The amplified-voice of the brave Warlock issued forth.
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To be continued but I invite you to write your own ending.
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Edited by Itcus: 4/23/2024 11:32:03 AMThe Hung Jury dig is my favourite part so far. Keep up the good work, it made me chuckle 😁👍
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Edited by eliteg: 4/22/2024 5:43:38 PM(part 3… an aside about youtubers) *names altered on purpose* This telepathic incursion felt like a flinching of the mind no armor mod could prevent.. an explosive payload yet with no real damage.. they must be strong.. ..and giving them strength in symbol.. if not always in might.. were the Utubers, who already emotionally wounded, from a weakening of guardian likes & subscribes.. stood ready to find the best angles.. [b]“I think this is the best spot...”[/b] – yelled the distinctive voice of Astecrosx [b]“hopefully that f-in round thing won’t block the sun again.”[/b] [b]“You mean the Traveler sir?”[/b] said his intern timidly, [b]“isn’t that the reason we even exist?”[/b] [b]“Yeah that’s what I said.. “[/b] The video crew moved to catch the best light. In that group, was also Frosti holding ZeeKay. ZeeKay wasn’t wounded they just liked to alternate holding each other. Dattho had been MIA since last attempted vault cleaning but they were confident he would turn up. There was a gloom over the group from the untimely demise of the great Kachus of HD from a manscaping blunder.. the blood-loss seemed to have caused a loss of consciousness.. thats what 1st responders reported started the fire.. that nearly wiped out half of Canada.. oh Canada. (in progress) (to be continued) -------------------------------------------------------------- I invite you to comment your own ending, suggestions, side stories..etc
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>tormentor smiles >tormentor have no mouths Not lore accurate, 0/10. Consigned to the token of bravery mines
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This is the sort of crap posting i miss.
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Edited by Auronio: 4/22/2024 12:17:05 PMLol Well done! Both Elite and Elder!
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Edited by eliteg: 4/23/2024 5:30:00 PM(part 2...[b]No More Silver[/b]) [b]"Hmphhh..Hmpphh"[/b].. the Tormentor, Director of In-Game Economy and Rewards croaked his reply, [b]"you do know we accept cash, charge, bitcoin and venmo yes?" [/b] The Warlock took this moment to draw a line in the ground with the end of his Glaive. It was a serious situation but he had to chuckle at the thought,[i] [b]"I knew these pointy sticks would find some use."[/b][/i] He then nodded to the side. (the horns sounded from the New Light Squire Band) [i]It was quite a feat that they all faced the same way he thought.. lost that bet.. as he coolly glimpsed back and saw the snipers ready on the spires above... that signal would also ready the archers and scouts in the woods surrounding the field.. ah the scouts.. especially the 11 versions of Hung Jury's they had.. he would miss out on the 3 more Hung Jury's they would probably release next year if this didn't go well...[/i] [b]"No more silver shall cross this line until our grievances are addressed you foul ghoul."[/b] Spoke the Warlock resolutely... [i][b]"IS. THAT. SO?"[/b][/i] - came the evil screech from the Tormentor... but it wasn't spoken it was telepathically broadcast.. scraping across all the guardians' minds. (to be continued)
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That was the best opening i've seen in a while good job.
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Do not let this heathen godless demon steal your voice brother it answered your call it must do as you ask it to. But take head do not give it more then you can afford to lose or if it will not agree peacefully to our wish then I Elder31674 will make it kneel and repent it false hooded promises until it dose with saint -14 as my witness, I swear it. Many it the group knew this titan of old one of the first to help found the city and knew his Oeth was not given lightly.
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Chat this was gas
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Well done. 🤣