So if I opened my oxygen-less chamber on Tuesdays it would be safe?? Man I wish I saw this sooner those cookies are gonna get stale…
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You would be safe, but your library and other objects may not be. As the fire was spreading it would read your books and decide for itself which ones it wants to burn. Most things it doesn’t care too much about burning but physical media it likes to choose for itself. Tuesday was made a safe day by the scientists who came up with this SmartFire technology as a scheme to help angry parents cathartically punish their children without the morning-after regret that would normally follow throwing their child in a fire.