JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
Edited by Speaker: 11/17/2023 1:28:37 PM
7

Pizza Friday- Welcome to my Restaurant

[spoiler]Cheerleaders in scantily clad uniforms and giant purple mascots perform a cheer. Firespitters and various circus acts wander about juggling or walking on stilts. "No- it's too much..." *snap* With the snap of one pseudopod (how that works I'll let you imagine) Speaker dissolved the circus scene. "We'll do this the basic way" With comic, articulations, and numerous falls from high places, the slime with only the power to destroy sets about hanging party streamers and banners around the newly built lounge and bar area, newly built newly furnished and ready for its customers, The pizza ovens were hot and ready to receive their doughy wheels of cheese, and pepperoni. But never pineapple... Only Speaker liked pineapple and everyone was super touchy about it. Speaker ordered his Slimeling-minions got to work, and they separated from his flesh to begin, prepping tossing and baking. Being non-toxic, the minions were the perfect kitchen workers, and if one got baked into a pie and eaten every once in a while, eh fugettaboutit, it's just cellulose. [/spoiler] "Welcome to Hammurabi's House of Pizza and Beer! Place your order and grab a seat, tell me about your day, and don't forget to tip!" *Chopping noises and screams from the back room* "Oh, darn... pizza thieves again; did I mention thieves lose their hands? 🪓🙂🍕" 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 "What can I get you today?"

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • 🍕🍕🍕 Thanks Speaker! My day was pretty good. I did school in the morning and went to work from 4-11. So overall I was pretty productive.

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    1 Reply
    • 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 thanks [spoiler]wut?! I’m bulking![/spoiler]

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      6 Replies
      • May I have some pizza pwease 🥺

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

        5 Replies
        • I would like some margarita pizza. 🍕 [spoiler] “An extravagant display Speaker,” says the stranger, admiring the adept control of the offtopic space-time realm. *Steps out from bar, well framed by the bustling lounge. Stands quietly for a moment, then gesticulates quickly* *A veil extends out from the figure, casting a soft shadow over Speaker’s lounge. Classy restaurant-style lighting descends over the space* [b]CURTAIN IDENTIFIED[/b]: -Subtle lighting- Effects: -dims lights appropriately -denies entry from identified pizza burglars -establishes current location in time as “pizza time” The figure returns to his previous seat at the now -[i]chimeric[/i]- bar, waiting patiently for his pizza. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Pizza time.[/spoiler]

          Posting in language:

           

          Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          1 Reply
          • Please chop off my hands 🥴😏🥺🤭🫢😫😩

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

            1 Reply
            • 3 slices, an axe, but no beer thanks.

              Posting in language:

               

              Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

              1 Reply
              • Just PIZZA

                Posting in language:

                 

                Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                2 Replies
                You are not allowed to view this content.
                ;
                preload icon
                preload icon
                preload icon