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How 2 make friends
Step 1: get trapped in a drainage pipe by the river
Step Two: get rescued by strangers
Step Thr33: follow strangers to trespass on the roof of your campus’s science building
Step Foor: go bar hopping with strangers except it’s more like a getting-kicked-out-of-bars speedrun
Step 5ive: get drunk, buy donuts, meet strangers dog and get a tour of their Lego collection
Step Sicks: take a lesson in driving manual
Step 7: the strangers are now your friends
Hope this helps somebody :)
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Its easier to just use chloroform and handcuffs.
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You forgot Step 0: Beware of your Ex, she said she’s going to stuff you in a drainage pipe.
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1 ReplyGlad to see familiar faces still here.
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2 RepliesStep 1: Talk
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1 Reply[quote]How 2 make friends[/quote] Step One: Become a necromancer
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2 RepliesYou, me, GAS STATION.
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Instructions unclear. Bound their souls to tethers and puppeteered their dormant bodies.
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1 Replywhy were you in a drainage pipe, what happened?
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1 Reply[quote]Dear Gilaralaffaloope, Please come home, please get help with yor drinkin, ma and pa are worried sik. The help group at churcsh is a waitin' all you gotta do is try Love, Littel Timy Crippel[/quote] Are you really going to disappoint littel Timy Crippel?
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1. sure ill meet u guys There(tm) for sure 2. sry miss im supposed to meet people here 3. 4. 9. carefully wash hands in bathroom sink without poking the hypodermic needles 10. explain next morning why u were but werent There(tm) over waffles trd;l never go with a hippie to a second location
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4 RepliesI've done 4-7 (except for the Lego collection bit); do I get partial credit?
