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8/23/2023 3:04:08 PM
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The Thing in my shed
Sometimes I hear it eating turkeys and rabbits. It never eats the eyes. I’ve learned to looks out for loose ones in the yard. I’ve stepped on a few.
It likes the rain. If you don’t close the blinds when it’s raining, it might come peer in your window. That’s no fun, because It likes to show you horrible visions of the future when you look into it’s eyes.
The shed is no longer mine. I’ve accepted this as fact. No animal control unit could remove something so loose of form.
Lmk if you’d like to hear your horrifying future.
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1 ReplyWhat future beholds me o oracle?
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2 Replies[quote]Lmk if you’d like to hear your horrifying future.[/quote] Tell me of my future, former president Giraffalope.
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That’s just the homie Dave, he chill once you get to know him
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You must have fed it after midnight 🤦
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I have a neighbor just like that! Except he doesn’t whisper terrible visions to us, he just stares through our window. What’s my future?
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1 ReplyEdited by Cobravert: 8/24/2023 12:51:30 PMIt's ok. It's just Rover. He just wants pets.
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1 Reply🙋🏻♂️
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4 RepliesThe thing in your shed is glowing break lights, from a quad or side by side. Sorry to ruin the fun.
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1 Replycan he tell me whos going to win all the big sporting events for the next couple of decades?
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That spider Jerry has a new form, and is out for revenge.
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Surprise him with a mirror one day, you'll blow his mind.
