... Without the greatest stealth-action games ever created.
Thank you Valve for convincing me to boot up the PS3 and play all of the Metal Gear Solid Games again. You're an inspiration.
No I will not be buying A[i]ss[/i]a[i]ss[/i]es Cream 19: Sovngarde...
By the way; have you plebs played [url=https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2019352108912031845/C9989E2A84F24DEAB07E0477C06A7DCF1513EE6B/?imw=2048&imh=864&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true]Death Stranding[/url] yet? No rush; it's just the only game trying to be unique in a sea of cookie cutter, half-baked, under-proofed bullshit. Seriously I'm about to max out my Porter rating for the 3rd time. on my 3rd playthrough. The game is like therapy. Are you depressed? Play Death Stranding and make sure you're online.
Let's face it; the only reason you didn't play it is because some pimply faced 14 y/o with a computer tried stretching his clout with a game that was easy to dogpile on, or you're some game purist that only plays Mario Bros or the 9000th version of CoD, you loser. Fact is Hideo Kojima's studio is the only one out here making High end, High Quality, Detailed Original and unique Digital Interactive Art; and that scares you. So you resort to dumb--blam!- comments like HURRRR It's a WALKING SIMULATOR... It's not a simulator in any way; Stop reading Kotaku, you -blam!- NPC.
The layers of symbolism, the satire on the real world we live in, a scathing critique of Modern systems, and the Modern human... There is so much there. Go play it. You have no clue what you've missed and I guarantee you'll walk away thinking "Huh- Speaker wasn't totally wrong about that"
Keep on Keeping on.
And hey maybe you'll find my shelter West of Capital Knot City. Free to Use, Samurai.
This ones for you: 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
This is now a fan advertisement for Death Stranding; JEBAITED
[spoiler]I forgot to take my mandatory dig at the games Aifos likes; Skull-girls?? more like Skull-HURLS LOL. jk Aifos you're a good one.[/spoiler]
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Edited by GiantSlayer: 7/25/2023 2:05:28 PMI’d rather not play Walking Simulator. Also I have zero patience for those unskippable cutscenes.