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3/31/2023 12:18:39 PM
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Make me into an exploding shank.
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  • Edited by Azoths_Gambit: 3/31/2023 12:39:37 PM
    Done! Use your Imagination. You were born an Anxious Shank. In the scrap heap of a derelict Fallen Cruiser. All your life(about two weeks) you've been taught of the evil undead gun mages whose tiny robots can bring them back endlessly. Your life is one of fear. Finally halfway into week one of your life as a Shank Bob the other Shank born with you was shot down by a Light Monster. You grieve his loss something fierce. This grief over losing Bob the Shank motivates you to find a way to bring an end to the Light Monster that caused it. A tall dark and handsome sort named the Witness offers you the power to do so. You are strapped full of Pyramid Tech and told to soar like the wind at the Light Monster responsible for killing your friend Bob. You make a mad dash as the light Monster is tearing through your brethren like a beast when suddenly the tech inside you springs to life. Boom! Your life is over as a Shank! The Light Monster disintegrates as Pyramid Tech saps the Light from the little drone which falls helplessly at the feet of one of your Eliksni brethren. The Eliksni raises a Pyramid modified Lord of Wolves and with a single pull of the trigger the little drone explodes as a cascade of Light. You are no more. You are gone but wait? Who are you. A light erupts around you after centuries of silence and isolation. You had forgotten everything even who you where before. A tiny drone with a single eye scans your little Shank body and speaks: Eyes up Guardian! It says. You both become best friends.

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  • Edited by JazzyPaladin477: 3/31/2023 6:02:49 PM
    Noice! Can just picture end of strike scoring: Kills: 215 Deaths: 215 Precision kills: 0 “Guys, I need a Rez…again”

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