This is a scavenger hunt. You will participate to your best ability. You’re not rebellious and special for choosing to abstain. You must complete each of the listed tasks and report back here.
1: Tell us a song that reminds you of someone dead.
Two: Write a brief paragraph describing a person in your life that you despise, and why you hate them so.
Threigh: Tell me what was significant about July 12th, 1979.
Forr: Describe in as little or as much detail as you like a person you know named Greg, Craig, or Egg.
5ive: If you have the ability to share images, draw me a really terrible picture of a bear fistfighting a cop.
Sicks: Tell me your darkest secret. The one buried so deep you feel the blood slow in your veins when the mere thought of it sinks its teeth into the back of your brain.
L: Do 3 pushups. Good ones.
Aieghtt: Ask a nearby person what their least favorite part of your face is. You are not allowed to ask your mom, we need honest answers.
IX: Become a better person.
Bonus points if you’ve showered in the last 24 hours
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Anesthesia (pulling teeth) Same as radneck Day disco died Aunts sisters husband No I killed a hamster on accident once K Receding hairline I’m already the best Am showering rn
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1: Any Rolling Stones song reminds me that Jeff Lyne is gone, but The Chequered Flag by Jethro Tull reminds me that my friend's wife died recently. 2: I despise this kid who I've known for a bit. He's sort of an Eddie Hascal if you know what that is. He acts like an as[i]s[/i]hole to a lot of really respectable people. Additionally he's such an attention that he is currently faking an illness to get sympathy points and has been for the past few months. He absolutely disgusts me. 3: The Day that Disco Died :( 4: This guy whose last name was Craig (it completely counts as you never specified which name) cheated on his wife who incidentally was my first grade teacher... so that's nice. 5: Unfortunately unable. 6: That would likely get me banned for a considerable amount of time. 7: Done. 8: I always have had a giant forehead... 9: Hopefully as we speak. Bonus: Acquired.
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I'll do this later while I'm not in pain.
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1. When the movie O Brother Where Art Though came out I got the soundtrack as a young teenager and my Grandpa and I would listen to it non-stop. Everytime I hear Big Rock Candy Mountain, I remember my Grandpa singing it word for word while he tried to teach me to parallel park in his old, gray beat up F-150. 2. My wife younger brother. Let’s just say I don’t respect any man that knocks up a girl and runs off on her for the next decade leaving the responsibility on this boy’s uncle on how to be a man so we don’t have a second generation of dipshit. 3. It’s not significant to me, because this white boy does not play that funky music. 4. Craig is a great guy that use to run the operations at our body shop. He works at Lockheed Martin now though painting cooler things than cars now! I say good for him! 5. I’m old enough to say “I don’t know how to share pictures on this dang ol’ contraption!” And I’m not fielding questions. 6. I’m a fairly vanilla American dude, my darkest secret is that I’ve paid far more for my Freedom sticks than I’ll ever tell my wife! 7. Last person to tell me to do a good push-up was Coach Cooper in high school back when Creed was popular….*hands out grains of salt*. So I’ll do it, but it’s my 2 decade quota. 8. As my mother is 740ish miles away, my wife said she hates it when I shave my beard. Because my clean shaven face is abhorrent and shouldn’t be released for mass observation. 9. I’ve thought of open palm smacking my progeny when I told them that before YouTube you had to either get good at the game or buy the Game Guide book if there was one available and she said “You’re so ancient”. So I guess there room for a little growth, but now much. 10. *Bonus* YEAH ME!
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Edited by The First Aifos: 3/14/2023 2:05:20 AM1. You Are My Sunshine. It was sung at their funeral service. 2. Tbh, I don't really know how he looks, but his name is Jerry. Jerry is one of my coworkers. I start at 10, he's off at 10, so our shifts don't really overlap. I do come in about 15 minutes early every day, so I do usually see him as he's about to leave. So, why do I hate this guy I barely ever see? Well, because Jerry keeps screwing up my shelves! I am a stocker--I stock the shelves. I keep everything pretty, and organized, and then [i]Jerry[/i] comes in, and thinks he can just throw things wherever he wants! Oh, and not only does he put out stuff in the wrong places, he takes stuff from their right places, and puts them in the wrong places, so that he can make room for something that doesn't even go on that shelf anyway! Today, I walked into work, and I literally wanted to scream, because the entire chemical wall was a mess! It was like some toddler came in, and just started throwing things on the shelves at random! I had to spend half an hour just putting everything back in their right place! And even with that wasted half hour, I still doubled his case count, and no doubt that's probably because he's spending half his shift moving the spray bottles to where the dish soap goes! 3. Well, if you subtract 19 from 79 you get 60, divide that by 12, and you get 5. July is the 6th Month, so subtract 5 from that, and you get 1. Thus, this day must've been one of the most important days in history. 4. Unless I'm allowed to describe cartoon characters, I have never met anyone with any of these names. Cartoon Greg runs a car wash, though. 5. [url=https://i.imgur.com/DBWgT8X.jpg]This is the worst I could do.[/url] 6. Deepest darkest secrets, huh? Hm... I don't know. I don't have anything too juicy. I own, like, 3 songs from Billie Eilish? I used to have a crush on May from Pokemon? I own a wrapper from a cookie a girl gave me on Valentine's from almost a decade ago? Any of those any good? I'm generally pretty open with stuff, I don't really keep many secrets. 7. Failed. 8. There are no nearby people. 9. I spend enough of my time being a good person. I put any more time towards doing that and I'm going to wind up like Molly. Bonus: I shower every day. Mornings on weekends, evenings on weekdays.
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07/02/1979 was the day the funk died. I dont know what happened on 07/12/79
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I am special, my mom told me so.
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I will attempt when I get home. Bump for later?
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Might do more later, but for: 1. How’s it Gonna Be - Third Eye Blind: “How’s it gonna be when you don’t know me…” “…when there’s no one there to talk to” reminds me of my late grandfather who had Alzheimer’s.
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Edited by Breaking_08: 3/13/2023 11:46:44 AMMore a list of demands, but sure. 1. The Blue Bloods theme. He would watch that WAY to much for his own good. 2. His name is -|redacted|- and he doesn’t give a sh!t about other peoples peace. He won’t shut the hecky up and no one actually likes him, because he has no respect for himself or others. He could die and I would clap. 3. Baseball dance party turned modern day riot. Unless I got the date wrong, then idk. 4. Her name is Egg and she cracks under pressure really easily. 5. I don’t know how, but I could draw a sick picture of that. 6. I need someone to love me as me. Not as a son, not as a friend, not as a student, not as a client, but as a person. 7. *noises of struggle* Done. 8. All 5 people I asked said their least favorite thing is when I take my glasses off, so that should give you a good ratio. 9. This one might take a second. Done. [b][u]BONUS POINTS ACTIVATED[/u][/b]
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[quote] You’re not rebellious and special for choosing to abstain. [/quote] You can't tell me what to do! No, wait, you..I..darn it..you won. Adin: Gone Away-The Offspring Dva: At work there is this young guy and he is so irritating. He makes incessant unrepeatable jokes and wisecracks regarding a friend of whom is strictly a platonic relationship. Tri: A riot involving Disco. The astrological sign for this day was just Cancer. Chityri: So my buddy Creaigg, he does the thing for that one thing that like totally was the thing, like, dude. Piat': No. [spoiler]I am not making a smeared crappy attempt at art and doing the pain of trying to learn how to use discord, again.[/spoiler] Shest': I inadvertently became the fallback to someone going through a long distance breakup with someone who was a close friend, he never knew it was me. Sem': 30 pushups, copy, is that it? Vosem': My scraggly goatee is kinda shabby, thanks, now I have to freaking shave. Deviat': I shall be the greatest version of myself. [b] Bonus points achieved...[/b]
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Do I have to do it in order?