Folks, Have you been sent out by the Vanguard on expeditions in and out of the universe? Have you traversed through Unsafe Areas? Buildings weren't up to code? Waded through haunted derelict ships? Sent back in time risking the time space continuum over a single person? Have you been killed on multiple occasions and revived by your ghost? Then you may be entitled to compensation.
Hi, my name is Necrogen and I work with Law firm GPS. We are an esteemed law firm specializing in guardian injuries.. Whether you're on home turf falling off the balconies that have yet to be fixed or whether you're out at the edge of space Touching an inch of water. If you have been injured, If it has resulted in death then we will stop at nothing to make sure that you get the glimmer you deserve.
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I'd like to file suit, will any of these examples help? Death by Teleportation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqfHdOTC-9M Death by Broken Ankle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JarXiCZl00c Death by Faulty Man Cannon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c2QPvkHnhQ Death by Rock (no safety rails or guards to prevent rocks bouncing OHSA violation): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZutmB7mWPw Death by Ketch Spin (Student Driver, no Mirrors): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJqXbFe0pJg Death by Underground Ketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL3pVWT6A_0 Death by Pushy Cabal Dogs (no leashes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMXokOCVWjw Death by Inept Developer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPj3Sm295g Death by Man Cannon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICnqV_sbkIo Death by Falling Worm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcCVR-ff_50