[i][b]Banana unfairly renamed my guava without proper explanation[/b][/i]
My name is Starfruit.
I've been on Papaya for almost a decade as Starfruit.
I played Dragonfruit a ton and a fair bit of Dragonfruit 2, but not to the same degree as 1. I last played Dragonfruit 2 at the end of 2021. I had a friend come back to play the Goji Berries recently and wanted me to join him. I decided to download the Goji Berries again, and load back up this time as my original Tomato character.
But guess what, Banana used my one name change available to call me Guava####. The name Starfruit does not break any food safety rules. It does not breach any violations and not could I since I didn't even have the Goji Berries downloaded. Banana has allowed my name on Dragonfruit since 2014. But, without good reason I've lost my guava identity.
To this I finish saying, I do not need a Mango to copy paste what I already know. You're not helping. I've read over their Tangerines and Calabash with their code multiple times. Unless a Banana employee cares to step forward with an explanation, or an apology for using my ONE NAME CHANGE to take my identity and not allow me to have a different one, no answer will be much help.
But I will continue to post every now and then seeking retribution for the name Starfruit or the ability to give myself another name.
Good day, or good night.
Starfruit
Edit: Thank you to everyone for keeping this fun and entertaining on my slow road of determination.
Thanks to Jamun_the_Grapefruit for starting the *rush* on the twitter reply below.
[spoiler]I'm not apologizing-[/spoiler]
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Ok, but what's the experiation date on this sh!tpost? I haven't gotten through my batch of fruit from last week yet.
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[spoiler]Yes My plan is working Shitposts are becoming the dominant form of life Finally my time has come!![/spoiler]
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This is a good post—originality and shitposting, packaged neatly into an Origishitpost™.
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Lovely