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6/22/2022 10:23:04 PM
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The Colonel should be dead
Chickens live around 5-10 years. The Colonel was already fully grown when Cayde-6 found him at The Farm. It's been five years since D2 launched, and if we assume that five years have also passed in-game and in the lore, then he should not be alive still.
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2 RepliesDestiny 1 first cutscene. Lifespan trippled.
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5 RepliesFound HER. Also, She has a ghost (read the lore)
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2 Replieslife expectancy tripled when the Traveler arrived. She'll live to 15-30 years.
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It’s a guardian
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2 Repliesdid you come to snuff the rooster? "you know he ain't gunna die" (Alice in Chains).
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2 RepliesNow I just have a mental image of someone replacing the chicken every time it dies without anyone noticing. Then just tells everyone its the same chicken.
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You forget the traveler blessed all life with a longer life cycle so it's possible chickens can live a long time What's more concerning is the change to pigeons digestive system and metablism, saint-14 keeps feeding those greedy sods and they haven't got fat or died of over eating
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Seed planted. Ordering KFC.
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Agreed. I’m hungry
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Good.
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Zavala replaced the chicken every time time it died, like a lot of parents do. Or else it’s the Final Shape…
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Edited by Guardian,Archon Of Light: 6/24/2022 6:56:59 AMThe Traveler blessed all sorts of beings with light , it makes Humans live longer, why not Animals , Saladins Wolves are has old has he is(just making that up) She will be fine has long has we can keep her away from The Drifter , he has been living off of Hive guts and all sorts of things, Chicken will seem like fine cuisine
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It's the traveler in physical form
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2 RepliesIt’s a space chicken.
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1 ReplyWith the arrival of the travler lifespan tripled. So why would that only aply to humans.
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The Colonel will never die! No one in the galaxy has the skill to snipe his tiny little ghost
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Edited by Breaking_08: 6/23/2022 6:09:56 PMUmm, the Colonel is a guardian so he has a longer lifespan, plus more resilience to diseases and things like that. Plus he’s awesome.
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It’s an video game you have to suspend your disbelief Just like the simpson’s that none of the characters Hasn’t age after 30 odd seasons
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3 Replieshonestly though Colonel was a hen
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Nope, guardian chicken shall live forever
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How dare you?!
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His ghost keeps reviving him
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2 RepliesSomebody would have made some Nashville hot sammiches out of him by now. By somebody I mean me.
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Chickens generally reach maturity within 16-24 weeks on average, which is under 6 months. The Colonel may very well just be middle aged at this point.
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Leave Colonel alone!
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He is the 1st Guardian chicken ever, nobody know about it
