I’m not running, but I’ll answer them anyways. [quote]Hello people of offtopic, I am coming to you all live as Acro the teenager for the last time with a fresh new debate post for my little contestants. More questions 1: How do you feel about drama If it’s juicy, I like it. If it’s pointless, it’s stupid 2: What is your favorite cookie It depends how I feel. 3: if you woke up as the only person in the world what would you do Become the ruler of the world obviously. Then I’d make a post in OT 4: what is the largest animal you could defeat in a fight to the death A chipmunk… 5: if you were attacked by an infinite amount of 5 year Olds, how many could you vanquish before you finally fall It depends if I had an ice cream truck. Then they’d be distracted. But if there is no ice cream truck, probably 200 6: what is your moms credit card number and expiration date and what are those wacky 3 numbers on the back? 4444 4444 4444 and 444 7: how long is it acceptable to cry after someone says they don't like you. 5 minutes 8: what is your favorite type of spider Tarantula 9: how much dirt could you eat before you pass out 5 cups 10: what is your favorite color Green 11: if you could choose one candidate other than yourself to win, who do you choose? I’m not running and I don’t care. 12: which is better, morning or night? Night. Nobody likes waking up. 13: on a scale from 9 to 10 how cool am I? 11 ;) 14: 19? 20! 15: explain the answer above No 16: would you rather more serious questions for any future debates? Or more joke questions? Joke questions. Says a lot about the candidates. Good luck to all candidates. Especially the 2 that I like most. ;)[/quote]

1:Is dumb 2:Chocolate, I’m basic 3: Have as much fun as I can before I have to survive 4:A fox. Maybe. It would be hard because I can’t imagine killing an animal 5:Maybe 10. If not less. 6:ABC 7: Depends on the person 8: Most are pretty cool. As long as they don’t crawl on me. 9: Three handfuls 10: Green 11: Hmm…Bone Empress, the most people would get upset 12:Night 13:10 14:Yes 15:It’s yes because that’s my IQ 16:Both. Both is good.

[quote] 1: How do you feel about drama Eh, if ya want to be whatever. I'm not going to stop or support you. 2: What is your favorite cookie Macadamia nut, they're actually great. 3: if you woke up as the only person in the world what would you do Cry for a few months before I sit in a grocery store and eat all the Macadamia Nut Cookies. 4: what is the largest animal you could defeat in a fight to the death Uhhhh, water bear. Edit for clarity: Tardigrade. 5: if you were attacked by an infinite amount of 5 year Olds, how many could you vanquish before you finally fall Do I have a shotgun? If so, over a thousand, otherwise about 10. 6: what is your moms credit card number and expiration date and what are those wacky 3 numbers on the back? I wish I knew. 7: how long is it acceptable to cry after someone says they don't like you. A few days, maybe a week or two, depending on how long you knew them. 8: what is your favorite type of spider The ones that don't bother you. *cough* 9: how much dirt could you eat before you pass out A lot, maybe a few hundred pounds. Is it sanitary dirt tho? 10: what is your favorite color *cough* sky blue *cough* 11: if you could choose one candidate other than yourself to win, who do you choose? HoTH. Or Fred-7. 12: which is better, morning or night? Weeeelll, morning in thr summer, night in the winter. 13: on a scale from 9 to 10 how cool am I? Like, 9.8724, you make Kool Kooking posts. 14: 19? 42? 69? 15: explain the answer above The answer to the universe, and its nice. 16: would you rather more serious questions for any future debates? Or more joke questions? Well, it's a mock election, so funny ig... Good luck to all candidates. Especially the 2 that I like most. ;) Aaaaawwww, thank you! 😘 Me and The Cheese are happy![/quote]

Again, I am not a candidate, but this looks fun: [quote]1: How do you feel about drama?[/quote] Total Drama Island was a great series. Total Drama All Stars was probably my favorite because of the sub-plot with the schizophrenia guy, but the original series was a close second. [quote]2: What is your favorite cookie?[/quote] It's a toss-up between peanut butter cookies and white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. Depends on when you ask me. [quote]3: If you woke up as the only person in the world, what would you do?[/quote] Off myself so the world could finally start to recover from our existence. [quote]4: What is the largest animal you could defeat in a fight to the death?[/quote] That depends. Am I armed? Does it know I'm there? How hungry am I? Probably a blue whale. What's it gonna do, flop around on the beach and die? [quote]5: If you were attacked by an infinite amount of 5-year-olds, how many could you vanquish before you finally fall?[/quote] I despise people and loud noises, and children are the worst of both worlds. As I am fueled by my hatred, there is only one possible answer: [i]All of them.[/i] There shall be no mercy. [quote]6: What is your mom's credit card number and expiration date and what are those wacky 3 numbers on the back?[/quote] 0000-0000-00666, 06/66, 666. [quote]7: How long is it acceptable to cry after someone says they don't like you?[/quote] I don't know, let's find out: I don't like you. [quote]8: What is your favorite type of spider?[/quote] Daddy long-legs [i](Pholcidae)[/i]. I like how cool and spindly they are, and they keep other bugs put of my room. [quote]9: How much dirt could you eat before you pass out?[/quote] I'll have to get back to you on that one. [i]*munch, munch, munch...*[/i] [quote]10: What is your favorite color?[/quote] Purple. I don't like other colors, they're too bright and often hurt my eyes. [quote]11: If you could choose one candidate other than yourself to win, who would you choose?[/quote] I am not a candidate. I choose Lee. [quote]12: Which is better, morning or night?[/quote] I liked morning back in high school (I used to wake up at 5:30am to enjoy the quiet), but I'm nocturnal these days. Given that I hate people, heat, and bright light, night is the only reasonable time fpr me to be awake. [quote]13: On a scale from 9 to 10, how cool am I?[/quote] If 9 is the low end (representing "entirely devoid of coolness") and 10 is the high end (representing "the epitome of coolness"), I'd give you a solid 9.6. [quote]14: 19?[/quote] That was unironically my favorite age as a kid. [quote]15: Explain the answer above.[/quote] Fayt Leingod, the protagonist of a game I played when I was a kid [i](Star Ocean: 'Till the End of Time)[/i], was 19 years old. My young, edgy, impressionable self decided that 19 was the age at which one becomes cool. I'd like to note that I turned 19 several years ago and am still not cool. [quote]16: Would you prefer more serious questions for any future debates? Or more joke questions?[/quote] Both. Maybe the first debate can be more joke-centric and the second can have a few serious questions.

[quote]1: How do you feel about drama[/quote] Depends on my mood, more often than not I feel nothing for it. [quote]2: What is your favorite cookie[/quote] Thin Mints. *[i]Bows mockingly whilst flexing pathetically[/i]* [quote]3: if you woke up as the only person in the world what would you do[/quote] Enjoy the silence and travel. [quote]4: what is the largest animal you could defeat in a fight to the death[/quote] In my prime I was Death and threw a reanimated world serpent at something Speaker had conjured. Nowadays, maybe a dinosaur or something. It'd probably choke if it tried to eat me because I can become very pointy. [quote]5: if you were attacked by an infinite amount of 5 year Olds, how many could you vanquish before you finally fall[/quote] I practically live on the floor, I'd fall just to be done with it before the first one reached me. [quote]6: what is your moms credit card number and expiration date and what are those wacky 3 numbers on the back?[/quote] We don't do credit cards. [quote]7: how long is it acceptable to cry after someone says they don't like you.[/quote] I'm not apologizing, get over it. [quote]8: what is your favorite type of spider[/quote] Miss Spider from James and the Giant Peach. [quote]9: how much dirt could you eat before you pass out[/quote] Not much, if I eat or drink anything other than blood I projectile vomit dark ichor then pass out in a pool of sick. [quote]10: what is your favorite color[/quote] Violet. [quote]11: if you could choose one candidate other than yourself to win, who do you choose?[/quote] Johnny boy because he thinks he won't win and I love it when he's wrong. [quote]12: which is better, morning or night?[/quote] Night, duh. [quote]13: on a scale from 9 to 10 how cool am I?[/quote] Subzero when I'm done with you. [quote]14: 19?[/quote] 2019 was the year my dad died and it's just been a downward spiral of awful ever since. [quote]15: explain the answer above[/quote] No. [quote]16: would you rather more serious questions for any future debates? Or more joke questions?[/quote] In previous elections there was a post asking the people of Offtopic to submit questions for these debate posts. I think that was fun, but this was still mostly fun aswell.

1: How do you feel about drama Fun 2: What is your favorite cookie Oatmeal Raisin. Seethe. 3: if you woke up as the only person in the world what would you do Find something to do for a couple of years before I inevitably go insane and die. 4: what is the largest animal you could defeat in a fight to the death Geese. 5: if you were attacked by an infinite amount of 5 year Olds, how many could you vanquish before you finally fall All I need is a big sword and I could go at it for [i]awhile.[/i] 6: what is your moms credit card number and expiration date and what are those wacky 3 numbers on the back? 4000 1234 5678 9010 746 7: how long is it acceptable to cry after someone says they don't like you. A couple of hours, a full night at the most. 8: what is your favorite type of spider Black Widows. They actually make good house pets as they don’t move 90% of the day and will only move to feed on their prey. 9: how much dirt could you eat before you pass out Yes. 10: what is your favorite color Red. 11: if you could choose one candidate other than yourself to win, who do you choose? Nil. 12: which is better, morning or night? Night. 13: on a scale from 9 to 10 how cool am I? 9, -9. 14: 19? No. 15: explain the answer above No. 16: would you rather more serious questions for any future debates? Or more joke questions? Honestly more serious questions, I want this to be slightly less of a blowout then I think it will be.