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Edited by Kestrel, King of Excrement:
5/25/2022 4:04:51 PM
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A guy holding a boom box above his head playing “In Your Eyes” has appeared on my porch, what should I do?
He’s just standing there holding his boom box high blasting Peter Gabriel’s one hit wonder “In Your Eyes”. It’s 1:06 AM and I need to sleep, I have work in a few hours. He’s clearly trying to serenade me but I need him to leave. I tried poking my head out the window and yelling at him, but he turned up the music. Should I throw something at him? In my room I have an alarm clock, a lava lamp, a claw hammer, my laptop, a large purple geode, my cutlery kit, my cat that is asleep on my bed, a home defense baseball bat, and a broken mini fridge. What should I do?
[spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!![/spoiler]
