Hello people of this fine forum. Today I got some questions for all candidates of the upcoming election please answer in the form of a response to this post.
Let the questions begin
[quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote]
[quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote]
[quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote]
[quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1
f'''(x) = f(x)
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[quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote]
[quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote]
[quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote]
This concludes our first debate post. Good luck to all candidates. Except Acro, you're disqualified for corruption.
Candidate responses:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261145821/0/0/1]Nil:[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261147865/0/0/1]Fred:[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261167735/0/0/1]HoTh:[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261160916/0/0/1]Cheese:[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261145927/0/0/1]Poly:[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261145888/0/0/1]Blaze:[/url]
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A note for some candidates. Nil saying something that hurt your feewings does not count as incriminating evidence. Grow some basketballs. Now if you find out that Nil eats her cookies without milk. That could be very incriminating evidence.
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[quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] Personally. The only good shades of orange are burnt and basically pink. Let’s be real. No one wants to see a family of colors named after a fruit. Especially when the fruit it’s named after is actually tangerine [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] Not a whole lot I can do about that other than trying to be inclusive to everyone regardless of agreeability [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] Plan one: more pp polls [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1 f'''(x) = f(x) [/quote] Function of 0=0 [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] I would be an octopus, tentacles and stuff, besides they get more girls than me anyway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] I feel like I would be a terrible president, but I think that given my tenure and history around here, I’m a reliably inoffensive person to give the presidency too, kinda like døøb [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] I’m not a snitch
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[quote] [quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] Tbh I don’t have much of least favorite color…so uh, yeah. Nothing. Maybe like a puke yellow, if I had to say one [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] By doing nothing. Any attempts to fix life end in misery …which now makes me want to do this [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] Nyabe [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1 f'''(x) = f(x) [/quote] Hahahahahaha no piss off [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] Uhm…hm, das hard, lots of good animals. I’ve always liked wolves, but aquatic creatures are cool too. Maybe a squid! [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] Because I’m not the other people [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] One is a plant, one has allergies, one is a planet, and one lives in a ruined basement Take your guesses with this one. One person isn’t included. [/quote]
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I'm the Big Bad Evil Gal yet I'm the only one not gathering incriminating evidence against other candidates lol
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Edited by A New Fridge: 5/28/2022 4:41:35 AMOkay I'm alive. [quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] Too vibrant, doesn't fit with anything. [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] #stopnewbiehate #gudpostorkick [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] *cough* vice-prez, but I'll lower nonexistent taxes and deploy troops to the offtopica border to stop lore infiltration. [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1 f'''(x) = f(x) [/quote] [i]Beanz[/i] [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] Walrus, closest to what I actually look like. [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] *cough* Vice-Prez, but I'll be much more chill than others and actually listen to your requests, I'll help you along if you struggle in any way, and I'm much more down-to-earth than any other candidates. [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] Maybe on one other candidate... *cough* Bone *cough*
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[quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why?[/quote] *sweats in tanksona*
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[quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] Brown because I hate my natural hair color. [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] I do not. All shall love me and despair. [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] Yes, but telling everyone would be like showing all the good parts of an upcoming movie within the trailer. No spoilers. [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1f'''(x) = f(x)[/quote] That isn't a question, it's a problem, and the solution to most problems is violence. [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] Spider, to strike fear into the hearts of lesser beings. [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] I don't feel anything, let alone good. [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] No, I don't even remember about them most of the time.
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Edited by root: 5/26/2022 1:22:09 PMFun questions, I’ll give them a go. [quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] Green is not a creative color. [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] I don’t. I plan to make everyone miserable. [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] Tear down the state. Bring back anarchy. [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1 f'''(x) = f(x) [/quote] At least 2. [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] Your maternal figure, she’s quite the animal. [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] No such thing as a good politician. [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] All the other candidates smell. Nil just smells the least.
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[quote]Hello people of this fine forum. Today I got some questions for all candidates of the upcoming election please answer in the form of a response to this post. Let the questions begin [quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] But orange is my favorite color [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] I haven’t figured that out yet [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] Not entirely sure [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1 f'''(x) = f(x) [/quote] [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] I’m still not sure what a furry is [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] I wouldn’t be at all [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] BONE EMPRESS. (That says it all) This concludes our first debate post. Good luck to all candidates. Except Acro, you're disqualified for corruption.[/quote] [spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]
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Edited by Kestrel, King of Excrement: 5/26/2022 1:29:36 AMI’m no longer running but I have a suggestion question for the next debate. [quote]Many people keep misusing the tags and are posting threads about Destiny here in Offtopic. Do you intend to address the illegal tag crisis? If yes, what is your plan?[/quote] [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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Swat The Bot
Be excellent to each other. - old
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I'm not a candidate, but -blam!- it. [quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] I don't like colors. Except for purple. Purple is cool. [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] By IP banning everybody that posts cringe. (Yes, that probably includes you, the reader.) [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] I will not be OffTopic president, but I do plan to mock each and every one of you at some point. I might mock you in a post for all to see. I may judge you silently and never look at you the same afterwards. For a select few, I'll pull up your post when I'm at my friend's house and we'll laugh at your stupidity. Who knows? Life is like a box of chocolates. [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1 f'''(x) = f(x) [/quote] No. I took Algebra in seventh grade and finished all of my high math credits by Sophomore year of high school. That was about a decade ago now. I've done my time, and no power on Earth or otherwise can drag me back to it. [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] I would never be a furry. You do whatever floats your boat, though. [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] I wouldn't be a good resident at all, but that can be said of literally everybody in this cesspool. [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] Wouldn't you like to know?
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I am not a candidate, but allow me to respond anyway. [quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] Yellowish green. Orange is quite nice. [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] By guiding them into the light of the definitely-not-evil Trinity. [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] It would’ve probably been another RP thing. [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1 f'''(x) = f(x) [/quote] Two hundred and seventy seven. [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] Fish person. I like fish people. [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] *scoff* You shouldn’t even need to ask. Like, have you even met me? *flips hair* [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] Blaze murdered me.
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[quote]Question 1: What is your least favorite color and why is it orange?[/quote] Honestly all I can really say is that I like many colors and dislike many colors. Orange is not a particular favorite of mine, but I can't say it's my least favorite either. It goes well with fiery pallets which an older head of mine used a lot, God rest her soul. [quote]Question 2: how do you plan to improve this forum for all users?[/quote] I don't. I intend to make it worse in every conceivable way. [quote]Question 3: do you have any plans you want to enact during your term as offtopic president?[/quote] Well yeah, I gotta get re-elected somehow! [quote]Question 4: solve the following differential equation with the initial condition f(0)=1f'''(x) = f(x)[/quote] f(x) = e^(-x/2) (c_1 e^((3 x)/2) + c_2 sin((sqrt(3) x)/2) - c_1 cos((sqrt(3) x)/2) + cos((sqrt(3) x)/2)) [quote]Question 5: if you were a furry, what would your fursona be and why? [/quote] Pass. [quote]Question 6: why do you feel you would be a good president for this forum[/quote] I literally cannot leave please I have tried I don't want to eat anymore hamburgers please help me the curse is the only way out I miss my family please please please [quote]Question 7: yes or no, do you have incriminating evidence on any other candidate.[/quote] Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
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Since I am not a candidate for this years election... [i]LICHQUEEN FOR THE WINNN[/i]