Hi hey how are ya I'm cinque/Poly/Zbruh/had too much time on my heads/hands and those names probably are meaningless but I'm running for president! Wait, no, need a nomination. I'm nominating myself for preside-wait that's not right. Anyway I'm supposed to promise stuff! [b]Behold: Campaign Promises that are meaningless but sound cool and I probably will do them because I simply have nothing better to do.[/b] A fantasy football league sponsored by yours truly, instead using an older edition of Blood Bowl, which means you can KILL YOUR OPPONENTS A new post series, OffTop Gear, modeled after the recent Bottom Gear memes And weekly or monthly updates on a D&D club at my Uni that I'm also becoming the president of, kinda neato ngl. Also here's some goober stuff from and old election speech of mine from a while back that I'm reusing here because no one would know if I didn't say it was! I don’t want all these promises to be so -blam!--for-tat, as this becomes more of a grocery shopping trip in OT for the president that gives all the ingredients people want. As president, I will do my best to support, reinforce and emphasize the family that Cell-3 started. “We. Are. A. Family.” He said it best, but I will do everything in my power to become a worthy successor of his. We aren’t the Offtopic he resided over, but we are strong. We are a community. And I will do whatever I can to help and support our beautiful sub-forum. May Achronos be with you all, and onwards to victory!