[i]VOTE BRUCE WIZARD FOR OFFTOPIC PRESIDENT!!! VOTE BRUCE WIZARD FOR OFFTOPIC PRESIDENT!!!
VVVOTE BR;:BRU-;/4$ERROR!?:4)?’<|][>>HAILHYDRA.EXE@$57))tcdd}%#HAS)?,./:::|{]STOPPED?,(@@“WORKING(::—[/i]
“Oh come on! Right when I’m campaigning!”
“It’s been doing that a lot actually.”
“What exactly do you mean by that?”
“Every Friday the entire network suffers fatal crashes.”
“Yeah. Crossbones has a more violent reaction to these. He usually takes a tire iron and starts whaling on the terminal.”
“I see. Why hasn’t IT fixed this yet?”
“It’s…not within our budget.”
[i]*CRASH*[/i]
“That would be Crossbones.”
“Oh god, he knows…”
“QUICK!! Do the weasel thing!”
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UPLOAD SUCCESSFUL
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[b][i]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!![/i][/b]
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