Hello y'all, I dusted off my computer for this one. I shut it down after finishing my finals to collect dust till next semester however this post would have sucked to write on mobile. Bio [spoiler]I have worn a lot of faces, personas, titles, and/or masks here. The supreme commander of the troops in the salt mines, attorney in the high courts of OffTopic, satirist, storyteller, senpai, Erdrich horror, self-righteous @ss. He of the ever changing name; Cupid Valentino, HoTh, SuperJohnJohn, some famous, some vile. It was on my families shared desktop that I stumbled in this place in late 2016, I was a young 15yr old who had to prove that I was the smartest, most articulate, most grand debater of all time. I failed miserably. What I was actually an annoying piece of crap -blam!- who thought too highly of him self (still do frankly). Little could I hold up against Mad Max888. Those days are long gone, I've softened a little since then, learned to see past the argument and see the person instead. I owe that to the people who saw past my bullsh!t and treated me with the kindness and respect I thought I could earn by being an accomplished mental gymnast. Xombie takes most of the credit for that. Some of y'all knew that, now all of you do. [/spoiler] Bio aside, here's what I promise to you. I've been collecting a list of all the great shows, movies, music, etc. etc. I have consumed over the years. It is immense. if y'all elect me, the list is yours. I have demands as president, if you do not call me Supreme dictator, SuperJohnJohn the Divine, I will confine you to the old dumpster that was singed in the fire of the trash witches pheonixian pyre. From those ashes she and I have risen anew many, many, many time. It is fitting that we are reunited as rivals again. Let the games begin.