I had to rebrand because Bungies writers are hacks that stole my shtick. Anyway here's these things again but in oFfIcIaL pOsT. [i]I do not ask, I proclaim: You will give me the position freely! In place of the President you will set up a Queen, and I shall not be a former Salt Miner, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair...[/i] And list of stuff. [quote]I'm running out of SPITE. I don't care if I win, I just want THEM to lose. If I win I'll do an RP event longer, wider, and bloodier than Aifos' not-rapture. Just to assert my dominance. Maybe I'll even write a thing or two. More shitposts, more music, more pictures of my cat Opal. I will be holding cat pictures ransom. Also face reveal, thirst dweebs, thirst. If any of you are in Washington state tell me where so that I might come to your door and insult you to your face. Nil for lich Queen.[/quote] I am putting minimal effort into this because I neither respect any of you nor your institutions. Elect Bone Empress to be your Lich Queen, your Corpse Commander, your Countess Chocula, Our Lady of Perpetual Edge, Reaper Regent, Dutchess Death, Sepulcher Sultan, I can't -blam!- see my phone it's too bright I will murder death kill the sun.