I had to rebrand because Bungies writers are hacks that stole my shtick.
Anyway here's these things again but in oFfIcIaL pOsT.
[i]I do not ask, I proclaim: You will give me the position freely!
In place of the President you will set up a Queen, and I shall not be a former Salt Miner, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
All shall love me and despair...[/i]
And list of stuff.
[quote]I'm running out of SPITE.
I don't care if I win, I just want THEM to lose.
If I win I'll do an RP event longer, wider, and bloodier than Aifos' not-rapture. Just to assert my dominance.
Maybe I'll even write a thing or two.
More shitposts, more music, more pictures of my cat Opal. I will be holding cat pictures ransom.
Also face reveal, thirst dweebs, thirst.
If any of you are in Washington state tell me where so that I might come to your door and insult you to your face.
Nil for lich Queen.[/quote]
I am putting minimal effort into this because I neither respect any of you nor your institutions.
Elect Bone Empress to be your Lich Queen, your Corpse Commander, your Countess Chocula, Our Lady of Perpetual Edge, Reaper Regent, Dutchess Death, Sepulcher Sultan, I can't -blam!- see my phone it's too bright I will murder death kill the sun.
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Hmmmmm Nil vs a sea of personality-deficit Lore kids with absolutely nothing to offer but their qwerky gimmicks and Star Wars posts. This is tough
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Tempting but I would like to know what you bring to the table that other necromantic hell spawns don’t.
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We’re still doing these? Bump
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Have a necrobump [spoiler]that joke doesn’t really work any more does it?[/spoiler]
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Edited by ImaDrizzit: 5/9/2022 3:05:36 AM[quote] If I win I'll do an RP event longer, wider, and bloodier than Aifos' not-rapture. Just to assert my dominance. [/quote] This is a cause worthy enough to rouse me from my great slumber. One cannot defeat undead lords that I have spent so much time learning how to defeat if there are no undead lords in power. You have my vote.
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Well, it looks like my vote is cast quicker than any spell. More roleplaying sounds wonderful and I don’t seem to recall most of the other candidates anyways. Then again, I did not even look. Either way, I care not. Nil for Lich Queen!
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Validated
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I said what I said
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Yes my queen, take a bump!
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Pass. Would have to make a fake position real.
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You had me at “I”
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Sure. You deserve it. Bump.
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feels like these elections come and go like bricks. 'Soon as one's cleaned up, yet another crashes through my window.
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go ahead
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Depends are you gonna walk all over us with those new boots of yours?
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Janitor here, can do are clean up the Lore Kiddos bloodied corpses or leave ‘em to be reanimated for ya?
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Regardless, I'll still be head of OT Security
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WE HAVE HER FACE LETS FIND HER!!!
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k[i][/i]
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Bump, let spite swallow the sun like a serpent or something
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Sure. Never been in service to a Litch Queen before!
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Edited by big papa gayzo: 5/14/2022 5:32:41 AMHold the phone Face pics coming back on ot? Wonderful. Now the squeakers can’t hide Bump
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Nil for Professor Prostrate! bomp
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[i]yusmylove[/i]
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I thought that you didn’t vote for queens.
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Burmp. As far as I'm concerned, this is the only correct option. Everyone else running should put their foolish ambitions to rest.