1: dennys maple syrup is actually harvested directly from a unknown species called candidanors, which is a species of elk that lactate the syrup during the summer months 2: unlike the other resturants, the stones outside of dennys windows are edible, go ahead, pick up one of the stones, take a bite out of one of them 3: dennys are one of a few resurants who have their own private militia... This is how dennys was able to rack up numerous warcrimes 4: pancakes are actually a front for a chalk empire, yes thats right, chalk... Not drugs, or organs, chalk... Thats why schools have been switching to permanent marker, its to prevent dennys from gaining any control over the school board 5: dennys is notorious for eliminating anyone who spills the dennys secrets, in fact they are actually responsible for the assasination of archduke Ferdinand after he found out about the secret of the cheese inside their cheese sticks... 6: dennys has been around for centurys, hiding behind the shadows... Secretly pulling the strings of every goverment that ha- some one is at my door, I wonder who it is... 7:... 8:... [i][b]please disreguard my previous statements, those were, infact false, and you should go to your nearest dennys and try the new Nashville chicken melt![/b][/i] [spoiler]...---...[/spoiler]