Pessimistic Snowman disappeared from the top of a mailbox in broad daylight, mere hours after his loathsome creation Sunday afternoon. His cleaned mailbox next to the untouched layers of snow on neighboring mailboxes suggest foul play, but we do not have evidence to confirm it. I fail to understand how a stranger could be so offended by his judging presence on their mailbox. Alas! Now the world is lacking yet another grumpy face. He will be missed. Please, a moment of silence for Pessimistic Snowman—although, he’d probably been expecting this.