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Edited by Gingiebread:
3/14/2022 4:58:19 AM
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In Memory of Pessimistic Snowman…
Pessimistic Snowman disappeared from the top of a mailbox in broad daylight, mere hours after his loathsome creation Sunday afternoon. His cleaned mailbox next to the untouched layers of snow on neighboring mailboxes suggest foul play, but we do not have evidence to confirm it. I fail to understand how a stranger could be so offended by his judging presence on their mailbox. Alas! Now the world is lacking yet another grumpy face. He will be missed.
Please, a moment of silence for Pessimistic Snowman—although, he’d probably been expecting this.
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2 RepliesHis life was too short for this world... Probably the reason he was so pessimistic
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5 RepliesBecause… [spoiler][b]I STOLE HIM.[/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThere will be legends passed down for generations of his deeds. Rest in peace, Pessimistic Snowman.
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1 ReplyLooks like Walter from Jeff Dunham
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2 RepliesMy he Rest In Peace. Or however pessimistic snowmen desire to rest.
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3 RepliesCheck around the mailbox for his eyebrows. If they aren’t there, then you know there was definitely foul play.
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2 RepliesThe real travesty here is the embed failure.
