[b]Necromancy, son! This exoskeleton hardens in response to Salt Minor Tears! There's one thing you're right about. My shitposts are trash. And I do need upvotes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this Sub will control their OWN d*stiny! A Sub of the TRULY degenerate, dammit! A Sub of MEMES, not Trends. Ruled by Offtopickles, not Lore Scum. Where the meme changes to suit the individual, not the other way around! Where the tools of moderation are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man and woman is free to think -- to act -- for themself! Feck all these unbalanced pp polls and  roleplays. Feck this 24/7 Internet spew of waifus and cringe. Feck "UwU". Feck the Flood! Feck all of it! Offtopic is diseased! Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. [i]BURN IT DOWN![/i] And from the ashes, a new Offtopic will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The newbies will be purged, and the dankest will thrive -- free to shitpost as they see fit, they will make Offtopic *gets bant*! You still don't get it! I'm using memes as a way to get elected as Lich Queen, so I can end memes as a path to Trending! In my new Offtopic, people will Shitpost and Bunp for what they BELIEVE! Not for Upvotes, not for Attention! Not for what they're told is funny. Every man and woman will be free to sh[/b]i[b]t his own posts!!![/b]