[b]Necromancy, son! This exoskeleton hardens in response to Salt Minor Tears!
There's one thing you're right about.
My shitposts are trash. And I do need upvotes.
Wanna know why?
"I have a dream."
That one day, every person in this Sub will control their OWN d*stiny! A Sub of the TRULY degenerate, dammit! A Sub of MEMES, not Trends. Ruled by Offtopickles, not Lore Scum. Where the meme changes to suit the individual, not the other way around! Where the tools of moderation are back where they belong: in the hands of the people!
Where every man and woman is free to think -- to act -- for themself!
Feck all these unbalanced pp polls and roleplays. Feck this 24/7 Internet spew of waifus and cringe. Feck "UwU". Feck the Flood! Feck all of it!
Offtopic is diseased! Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. [i]BURN IT DOWN![/i]
And from the ashes, a new Offtopic will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The newbies will be purged, and the dankest will thrive -- free to shitpost as they see fit, they will make Offtopic *gets bant*!
You still don't get it! I'm using memes as a way to get elected as Lich Queen, so I can end memes as a path to Trending! In my new Offtopic, people will Shitpost and Bunp for what they BELIEVE! Not for Upvotes, not for Attention! Not for what they're told is funny. Every man and woman will be free to sh[/b]i[b]t his own posts!!![/b]
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Armstrong: Was a troll , ya know. Raiden: In some salty Bungie forum? Armstrong: Try off topic in 08. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't gotten a life. I'm not one of those #lore pansies. I could break DMG in two with my bare hands!”
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I said that my keyboard is a tool for justice. But this isn’t my keyboard…
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[i]"Lore kids are cringe, Jack. And i'm very in touch with my inner child"[/i]
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If this is a Revengeance meme it’s automatically S-tier
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 2/19/2022 7:21:33 AMLow ….. [u][b]Effort[/b][/u] [i]Response[/i]. [spoiler]Lich Queen sounds cool. Great use of fantasy creatures, if you are indeed to become a lich. Do you know when the next election is supposed to be? I have kind of lost track by now, but it’s felt like it has been a while. Perhaps time just passes weirdly.[/spoiler]
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Lich Queen? Sounds awesome. You got my vote.
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Lich Queen, my lady, you have my vote! Nil for president! Make OffTopic great again!
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https://youtu.be/VOK4NtCkNGg
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Tl;dr: Unseelie is Offtopic Ravannavar. Unseelie Ravannavar for Maha Lich Queen!
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Edited by UnwiseGeoduck84: 2/19/2022 4:15:16 AM[quote]“When blood and sweat is the real cost, thinking ceases, the truth is lost!”[/quote]
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[i][b]sh¡tpost breeds sh¡tpost But in the end it has to be this waaaaaaay[/b][/i] [spoiler]been a while since we got a meme here.[/spoiler]
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Edited by ImaDrizzit: 2/19/2022 7:20:24 AMLich Queen of Offtopic!? Normally I wouldn’t stand to watch as my lands become ruled by a undead tyrant with a iron grip forged through dark magic. I would not normally falter as the shadow walkers ravage the lands and tear them to shreds with unholy power even if what you say is completely true. *Grasps +5 Hollowed Redeemer and preforms a bunch of fancy but utterly impractical tricks with it.* And I still shan’t stand such villainy! [spoiler]But you still totally have my vote and full support! I just kind of have to stand against the undead, it’s part of my job description. you understand, nothing personal it just looks bad on my paladin record if I don’t.[/spoiler]
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Edited by big papa gayzo: 2/19/2022 10:55:09 AMWhat in the hell Got u on the voting
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Standing here, I realize
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Is this an unofficial announcement that you’re running for OT presidency?
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Send musik, oh queen. You’ve been lich Queen for a minimum of 4- maybe 5 years that I remember. It’s fuzzy. These burning trash heaps have been a thing. Hit me with beats that have yet to be a thing yet. With something those who have passed would be proud of.