*Makes out with attractive waitress at Denny's* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA, please everyone take your seats! I am pleased to announce that last night's op to sabotage the Super Bowl was a success! All blame for the Bengal's loss was placed upon Sin's now late boyfriend who worked as a waterboy for the team. Oh don't look so glum, honey! We know you can do better. All dateless attendees must please relocate themselves to sit with the HYDRA Youth at the kids tables. Now, today is a very special holiday where we celebrate companionship, comradere, and above all, LOVE. Love is the only thing humans are capable of that transcends time and space. It brings us together allows to procreate and care for others unconditionally. Nothing is more satisfying than growing old with that special someone, and I can see that all of you fine gentleonion flavored guardsman are eager to dance with your dates. Sin, you don't have a date. You were ordered to get up and sit with the HYDRA Youth, we will not ask a third time. Crossbones is here with his beloved mother. Cheryl from HR is accompanied by her husband. Red Skull's date is Fraulein Weiss, a woman who looks suspiciously like Black Widow, are we sure she past all back ground checks? And Viper's date appears to be...Wolverine?! Ahem, Now, without further ado, everyone hit the dance floor and rock to some of the greatest love songs ever made! Enjoy the food and refreshments, and happy Valentine's Day! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]