So me and my sister and mother took my brother out trick-o-treating last night..
he got a -blam!- ton of candy, we watched a dude in a among us costume fall over, things were going well...
That was until we hit the 17 house, sis went to the car due to how cold it was, and little brother was getting tired...
He went up 17s drive way, and came back with his mask off and had a extreamly disturbed look on his face...
This next part is going to be put as a spoiler, viewer discresion is advised...
[spoiler]when he went to the door, a woman wearing a bathtowel emerged and quickly threw in a couple pieces of candy, and told bro to leave...
as hes leaving he looks back at thr door to find there were 2 naked men behind her...
Both me and my mom burst out laughing when he told us this, we made some jokes of course, however, despite how funny it is, my 13 year old brother doesnt need to be exposed to that kind of -blam!-...
What was worse was when we got back from the event, and he decided to organize his candy, and immediately threw away the blowpipe and tootsie 17 gave cause it was... Slimy...
Yep... Not joking ether...
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Besides that...
he rates lastnight a 8/10
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So next year I'm totally bathing all the candy in some water based lube before putting the bucket out on the front porch. Talking like... the little funsize candy bars. Packaging has to be right. For example M&Ms, Reese's cups, etc etc would just get contaminated/melt.
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The candy was slimy? Oh good god.
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Edited by Cultmeister: 11/2/2021 10:09:27 AMAnd thus another child’s innocence was destroyed by society. 13 is fairly old for that kind of exposure though to be honest. I saw some people having -blam!- on a park bench when I was like 8.
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🤢🤮[spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]
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Ok then…….. [spoiler]Why would you have the light on if you’re uhmmmm….. doing it?!?! [/spoiler]
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So he got a treat. Happy Halloweener!
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Um… oof?
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What are you doing? You threw it away? The slime was just a sugar paste. It's just flavoring it tastes really good
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Lmao, your brother is traumatized.
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Thanks for sharing the story of how your brothers childhood was ruined. I love it.