I'm British, they are British.
people think I'm gay, people think they are gay.
Teenage girls are oddly obsessed with me, teen age girls are creepishly obsessed with them
and neither of us have been relevant for 6 years!
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I believe I may be Uber-famous rapper Eminem. Why? He is white I am white He was brown hair I have brown hair He thinks he is cool I think I am cool I rest my case