Come one, come all! See the cream of the Flood Coast's combatant crop! Witness the brilliant and bizarre battles in the Presidential Pits of the one and only Off-topic debate! Much success to our combatants, err, candidates. Aifos and Acro shall soon be pitted against each other for dominance over the Off-topic people. Choose ye wisely, O peoples of the flood. And candidates, speak well and with wit. [Quote]You and a stranger have been poisoned. You will die slowly and painfully. In your hand is a mystery syringe that ether contains the cure or a painless death. Do you administer to yourself or the stranger, and what is your least favorite color On a scale of Lincoln to funny mustache man, how dictator-ey will you be? (Answer honestly) What’s Taco Cat spelled upside down? Why is Ringleader77 a horrible debate monitor? What would you do if you owed someone a mechanical beholder and still haven’t given it to them? Where’s my mechanical beholder!? To what degree is the hammer Crom Fæyr enchanted to? What happens when you see the world through the eyes of a goat? How do you fly? Why do we fall? What are your stances on groups that have a blind hate for anime? Will there ever be another “baked goods” conflict? How do you plan on avoiding one? How frequent will you communicate with the populace? Will your time in office be one of conservation, continuation, or evolution of the current culture of OT? Will you blacklist members who happen to purchase pizza rolls and milk by themself? Will there be peace talks with the ninjas? What is the average speed of an object that travels 12 m north in 6 seconds and then travels back 6 m south in 3 seconds? What are your thoughts on gimmicks? What is my opening paragraph a reference to? Why are retro rpgs the best genre of video games, and why are they better than what you're playing right now? How do you feel about Molasses Cookies?[/Quote]