Coming soon is the first debate of this election cycle, and we want you to take part!
Come up with questions, good questions, bad ones, funny ones, and share them here!
I will go through them and select several to use over the election period.
Additional questions will be supplied by me at the time of the debates, however, so what you see here is not all you'll get! There will be serious questions and meme-y questions as well, so, candidate, think hard about your campaign going forward.
It is highly advised that you create your own rally posts or host small events. The excitement need not be contained to a weekly/bi-weekly election post, spread the campaign!
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Edited by RingLeader77: 8/8/2021 4:40:34 PMYou and a stranger have been poisoned. You will die slowly and painfully. In your hand is a mystery syringe that ether contains the cure or a painless death. Do you administer to yourself or the stranger, and what is your least favorite color On a scale of Lincoln to funny mustache man, how dictator-ey will you be? (Answer honestly) What’s Taco Cat spelled upside down? Why is Ringleader77 a horrible debate monitor? What would you do if you owed someone a mechanical beholder and still haven’t given it to them? Where’s my mechanical beholder!? To what degree is the hammer Crom Fæyr enchanted to? What happens when you see the world through the eyes of a goat? How do you fly? Why do we fall? What are your stances on groups that have a blind hate for anime? Will there ever be another “baked goods” conflict? How do you plan on avoiding one? How frequent will you communicate with the populace? Will your time in office be one of conservation, continuation, or evolution of the current culture of OT? Will you blacklist members who happen to purchase pizza rolls and milk by themself? Will there be peace talks with the ninjas? What is the average speed of an object that travels 12 m north in 6 seconds and then travels back 6 m south in 3 seconds? What are your thoughts on gimmicks? How do you feel about Molasses Cookies?
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Edited by RingLeader77: 7/18/2021 12:02:41 AMTraffic Cone and Acro, you have advanced to the next stage in this most important transfer of unholy power. Before you lie questions picked from the brains of your fellow Offtopickles. Be careful, as they are still dirty with grey matter. Answer well and wisely and we shall see what fruit your answers bear on the soon-to-come election semi-final. Good luck, and may the force be with you What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users? Star Trek or Star Wars? If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be? Why is yellow? Are you human? Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games? What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced). You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose? If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why? What are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages? Greymane or Battleborn? What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______. Is there such things as wrong answers? Why was the answer to that last question wrong?
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What are you going to do about the sudden influx of illegal (pre-teen) users?
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Edited by Wren: 7/11/2021 11:29:46 PMSerious questions: Star Trek or Star Wars? If you could commit two crimes, what would hey be? Why is yellow? Are you human? If you could commit two crimes what would they be, and why are they arson and murder? Are you a murderer, pacifist, or politician in video games? Best question: What is your weapon of choice, excluding modern and futuristic weaponry and advanced guns (I don’t consider muskets and flintlocks advanced).
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You are now being forced to murder your best friend with a shovel. What colour shovel do you choose?
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If you were a character in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, what would your alignment be and why?
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Edited by Warlock Holmes: 7/11/2021 6:10:20 AMWhat are your views on Offtopic roleplaying and how will you handle the roleplaying scenes here? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? A princess is as old as the prince will be when the princess is twice as old as the prince was when the princess's age was half the sum of their present age. What are their present ages? Greymane or Battleborn? What isn’t the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? You are opening a restaurant for the undead. What is your signature meal? Fill in the blank. Dagoth Wave is _______. Is there such things as wrong answers? Why was the answer to that last question wrong? What’s Taco Cat spelled upside down? Why is Ringleader77 a horrible debate monitor? What would you do if you owed someone a mechanical beholder and still haven’t given it to them? Where’s my mechanical beholder!? To what degree is the hammer Crom Fæyr enchanted to? What happens when you see the world through the eyes of a goat? How do you fly? Why do we fall? More will be maybe possibly added if I think of things and want to post them.
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Since Hammer got mad at me last time, I [i]guess[/i] I’ll refrain from answering questions here until the actual debate. *grumble* *grumble*
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On a scale of Lincoln to funny mustache man, how dictator-ey will you be? (Answer honestly)
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You and a stranger have been poisoned. You will die slowly and painfully. In your hand is a mystery syringe that ether contains the cure or a painless death. Do you administer to yourself or the stranger, and what is your least favorite color
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Will there be peace talks with the ninjas?
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What is the average speed of an object that travels 12 m north in 6 seconds and then travels back 6 m south in 3 seconds?
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UwU or OwO?
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Edited by Ion, Disciple of Melvin: 7/10/2021 5:57:38 AMWhat are your stances on groups that have a blind hate for anime? Will there ever be another “baked goods” conflict? How do you plan on avoiding one? How frequent will you communicate with the populace? Will your time in office be one of conservation, continuation, or evolution of the current culture of OT? Will you blacklist members who happen to purchase pizza rolls and milk by themself?
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Why are you in here[spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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Why do people put ketchup on a taco
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Why am I here and running for sheriff
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How do you feel about Molasses Cookies?
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Will we get a new Sheriff?
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What are your thoughts on gimmicks?
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The choice presented to me is tough. Either I defend the honor of the WRX and accept I'm supporting the weebs among us, or I swallow my pride and further the sacred task of keeping our highest office free from cultural degeneracy. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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how do you plan on solving the cheese problem?
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This is gonna be interesting
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What is cringyist anime?
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Um, will the President be active in talking with the OffTopic community?