So basically, I woke up in my house, except it was much bigger than I remembered it. I had a map and on it were 6 colored diamonds. After I looked at it, I saw people come out of nowhere and beat the crap out of each other with anime powers while I was caught in the crossfire.
Fortunately, I found a weapon. It was the machine gun Heir Apparent from D2, but it wasn’t the machine gun Heir Apparent from D2, it was a milk jug. Yes, I was using a milk jug that had the perks of Heir Apparent that also used water as ammo.
I started to piece together what was going on. I was in a battle royale (more akin to Hunger Games than Fortnite) with several different color-coded teams in my modified house and I needed to capture zones to win, like in your average PvP game, but there were 4 of them.
I was doing good so far and even made an alliance with the green or red team (idk, I’m red-green colorblind), but immediately forgot about it as I went to attack the blue team with my machine gun milk jug in my back yard alone. Problem was, my milk jug wouldn’t rev up properly, so I went outside looking like a fool as water sloshed onto the floor, making a mess and wasting a precious resource that we are currently running out of. I apologized to the blue team’s scouting person who saw me for being such a maroon.
Luckily, there was a nearby broomstick I could use as a weapon, so I went back outside to fight. I felt powerful, but that feeling quickly vanished as the entire blue team pulled out spears and pitchforks. They were nice enough to fight me one at a time, but I couldn’t even beat the first one.
Eventually, the leader of the blue team revealed himself and applauded my performance, even though I clearly sucked and barely did anything at all. I then joined the blue team because they had a statue of a blue lemur as their team totem and they were cool guys. BTW, each totem had a handbook of every member and what it meant to be a member of blue team. Don’t remember anything about the pamphlets, but I know they existed.
It turns out, though, that blue team leader was the main villain of the story and immediately killed the red/green team leader in cold blood.
Then Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen (who is supposed to be one of the most powerful characters ever. Y’know, that sort of stuff.) came out of nowhere to fight him, but was immediately killed as well while blue team leader looked like Diavolo from JJBA (who is supposed to be a mysterious and evil villain. Y’know, that sort of stuff.) I just watched as this went down, not questioning anything.
Don’t remember how it ends. Maybe we won, IDK, battery is getting low. Moral of the story is that dreams are weird.
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Every time I take melatonin I have nightmares for some reason