It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Reports have come in revealing that the Offtopic Intelligence Agency hasn't organized nor conducted a weekly op in over a month. Their resources and manpower have been stretched thin to the point of dissipating completely. The OIA is on their last leg. All it takes is one good push to bring them crashing down. This is it. HYDRA is pushing everything we got into destroying them once and for all. We've located acting OIA Director Slayer of Fear and the remainder of their forces in an underwater base deep under the Bearing Strait. All available Skull Teams have been mobilized for a strike against their makeshift fortress. Operation: Downfall is in effect. Will your holy statueness' hail HYDRA? Or will your holy statueness' support the OIA? Don't let us down!
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
Edit: MISSION SUCCESS!!!! HAIL HY-Wait. Where is everybody? This place is deserted! This op was a complete waste of time!
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[b][i][u]HAIL HYDRA, HAIL RED SKULL! HAIL HYDRA, HAIL RED SKULL! DOWN WITH OIA! DOWN WITH THE OIA! VICTORY IS OURS![/u][/i][/b]