*Loads gravy into leaf blower*' Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Yesterday was our glorious leader's birthday, and Red Skull demanded that Paul McCartney himself play during the festivities. The former Beatles member not only refused, but he denounced HYDRA on social media and sent Red Skull a box of marital aids. For his noncompliance, Skull Team 6 was ordered to abduct rockstar and force him to play at the party at gunpoint. The abduction op was a smashing success! Skull Team 6 swiftly defeated OIA agents embedded in Paul McCartney's security detail and spirited him away to Site-Alpha. The party was a awespiring spectacular. All personnel attended the festivities, except for Kevin from accounting who wasn't invited. Big thanks to all who hailed HYDRA last weekend. You your holy statueness' are the real heroes! In other news the annual HYDRA Youth Picnic will be held on May 21st from 2:00 to 8:00 PM. Free food and mandatory psychomatic indoctrination for all who attend! be there or be square. Bring your pet to work day is tomorrow. Someone has stolen the PS4 in the breakroom. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]