*Loads rotisserie chicken into a t-shirt launcher*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekends op was a smashing success! Skull Team 6 successfully raided the Sanctum Sanctorum and stole the Wand of Watoomb. However, enroute to Site-Alpha, the convoy carrying the Wand was raided by SHIELD's fabled task force Fireteam Zulu. They quickly overwhelmed the security detail and stole the wand back. You win this time SHIELD....In other news, the annual HYDRA Youth Picnic will be held on Friday, May 21st from 2:00 to 8:00 PM. Free food and mandatory psychomatic indoctrination for all who attend! Be there or be square. Crossbones has fallen behind on alimony payments. HYDRA has successfully installed safety nets to catch suicidal employees. Anyone who attempts to prematurely end their servitude to the Cause will be docked a month's worth of pay. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
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Go to sleep man