It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Today HYDRA is hosting one of their Bimonthly Costume Themed Orgies. All of HYDRA's high-ranking officials, including Red Skull, are attending. Crossbones was invited, but had declined due to personal reasons. Knowing the latter's distaste for degeneracy and wanting to mock him for it, Red Skull attended dressed in Crossbones' war gear. Unfortunately, the Offtopic Intelligence Agency still has a hit out on Crossbones and crashed the orgy. The Master Chief Cosplayer is back and they are accompanied by Monkey Team. Thinking that it's actually Crossbones they are whaling on, they have begun t-bagging the shit out of Red Skull. Normally this aggressive display of carnal fury is encouraged at our Bimonthly Costume Themed Orgies, but our glorious leader has screamed his safe word forty seven times! Skull Team 6 has been mobilized. Operation: T-Bag 2 - Electric Boogaloo is in effect. Will your holy statueness' hail HYDRA? Or will your holy statueness' support the OIA? Don't let us down!
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
Edit: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I SHALL NEVER HAIL HYDRA also[spoiler]HAIL SHIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]